Originally posted by suzannen
Okay, I was away for a bit visiting my psychiatrist about the guilt I feel about killing threads and lo, and behold - this thread is still breathing - but barely. My cardiologist, however, has informed me that this thread's cholesterol count is way too high due to White Castle Burgers and Krispy Kremes and that I should plan on calling the undertaker very, very, very soon for this thread. It's dying a slow, painful death. He suggested a mercy killing.