Who feels like a Thread-Killer? Part 6

[Brer_Papa]

Ho ho everybody!.....


I got mine too........This is going to be so fun!....

WHO???? WHO DID YOU GET??????

c'mon....give it up!

I won't tell anybody!

<~~~ see? that's ME!!

Hey!...I LIKE hummus....and the funny thing is I hate chickpeas or garbonzos..which ever way you call them...I guess you put enough garlic in something and Ill like it!

BLEEEEEE----AAACCHHH!

If I've said it once...I've said it a gazillion times....

hummus...or chickpeas....or garbonzo beans....or whatever you call the vile disgusting kay-rap...

...tastes like alpo smells....

no thankyou....

 

[Brer_Papa]

unattended?

how could that be?

well now.....

I ...saw __________ kissing Santa Claus....

underneath the mistletoe last night.....

they didn't hear me sneak....down the stairs to take a peek.....

as they kissed mcnugget grease away.....

then...I...saw _________ open up a gift from me....

wrapped so nice .... 'neath that Christmas tree.....

good for a boy or girl.....the mcnuggets from a squirrel.....

oh ....what a Happy...Christmas this...will.....be......

 

[Brer_Papa]

still?

unattended?

you guys are gluttons for punishment....

here's an oldie but a goodie....

Mama-cita....donde esta Santa Claus?

where is Santa Claus....Mama-cita......

Mama-cita....donde esta mi mcnuggets?

where are my mcnuggets....Mama-cita..

 

[Brer_Papa]

here's a tidbit for you'se....

'specially TKERBELLE.....

my beloved ...PrncessAriel....is a redhead....so is her Mom....so was her Dad....

we've been married almost 34 years....

not only is she a redheaad....she's left handed to boot....

I have a GrandSon....Billy the 4th...that's also a redhead....

anyway....I am still unattended....

sending one out to PA....

there she was just a walkin' down the street'....singin' do wa diddy diddy dum diddy doo....

hair all red and she has freckly feet....singin' doo wa diddy diddy dm diddy doo'....

she's so kind.......

she's so fine....

and I'm happy she's all mine....

doo wa diddy diddy dum diddy doo...

 

[Brer_Papa]

here's a tidbit for you'se....

'specially TKERBELLE.....

my beloved ...PrncessAriel....is a redhead....so is her Mom....so was her Dad....

we've been married almost 34 years....

not only is she a redheaad....she's left handed to boot....

I have a GrandSon....Billy the 4th...that's also a redhead....

anyway....I am still unattended....

sending one out to PA....

there she was just a walkin' down the street'....singin' do wa diddy diddy dum diddy doo....

hair all red and she has freckly feet....singin' doo wa diddy diddy dm diddy doo'....

she's so kind.......

she's so fine....

and I'm happy she's all mine....

doo wa diddy diddy dum diddy doo...

all of a sudden...I felt like Charlie Brown...admiring the redheaded girl from afar.....

 

[Brer_Papa]

I'm hoping my Secret Santa recipient has been blessed with that rarest of all gifts for entertainers....

a juggler vein....a sure tell tale sign of.....


wait a minute...PrincessAriel wants a word with me....

Huh?

you sure?

jugular vein?

NO! I am not going to google that (shudder)

that just sounds so wrong!

never mind.....

Edited to ask why I didn't stick with ventriloquism......

 

[Dalpal]

Hiya BP!

 

[Dalpal]

You type so fast I dont have time to post Im to busy reading!

 

[Dalpal]

Nice songs.....

 

[Brer_Papa]

kind of a letdown to find out I'm normal.....

jugular vein and all....

hmmmm.....

at least I'm still unattended.....

here I stand...guitar in hand....

got my back...to the wall....

If we go...I want you to know....

I ...hate going ....to the Mall.....

hey....I don't want to...be a bore...

hey....I'll start to juggle...at the store...

 

[Dalpal]

I'm hoping my Secret Santa recipient has been blessed with that rarest of all gifts for entertainers....

a juggler vein....a sure tell tale sign of.....


wait a minute...PrincessAriel wants a word with me....

Huh?

you sure?

jugular vein?

NO! I am not going to google that (shudder)

that just sounds so wrong!

never mind.....

Edited to ask why I didn't stick with ventriloquism......

Wouldnt that be a vein attempt at googling?

 

[Brer_Papa]

Good Evening DalPal our GalPal...

here...have a seat...don't mind the hot lights....

OK!

now...in my best Jack Webb voice....

'just the facts Maam...just the facts....

cough it up....whose name did you get??'

just funnin' with you....

don't want to ruin any surprises....

 

[Dalpal]

Hey ... Its John, Paul, George and BP!

 

[Brer_Papa]

Wouldnt that be a vein attempt at googling?

groan...

GOOD ONE!

 

[Dalpal]

I give you a hint.....





Its....


.....a TKer...!

 

[Brer_Papa]

I give you a hint.....





Its....


.....a TKer...!

that narrows it down from 60,000 DIS-ers....

hmmmm...I say....

Mickey Mouse....in the Library ...with the Opera singer...

TA-DA!

now you see why I'm a WDW Haunted Mansion Clue game wizard eh? <~ note the 'eh'

 

[Brer_Papa]

Hey ... Its John, Paul, George and BP!

aaaah....another Beatles fan.....

super-cool!

 

[Brer_Papa]

so tell me....did your postage stamp bear a strong resemblance to.....

?

mine did.....

 

[Dalpal]

Beatles are BIG in this house.....My DH plays mostly beatles on guitar...Pan...plays alot of them on the piano..

 

[Dalpal]

so tell me....did your postage stamp bear a strong resemblance to.....

?

mine did.....

OH yeah...I ment to agree with you ...if I was drinking when I read that I would have needed one of those handy screen cleaners your pushing....