Good Afternon Thread Killers & Lurkers Alike!
This will probably be full of typo's....my hands are sore! From sewing! More on this later.....
HEY!! Guess what! I GOT A PACKAGE!!!!
can't say from who eh? <~~~ note the "eh"
BUT! It's too early to put our tree up....
SO! I got out this small fiber-optic tree that's about a foot high.....and put it on a stand...and put the package under it....
and then....there was that unfortunate accident when my million watts powered deer light fell under the package....
rest easy....I couldn't see shazbott....not that I looked or anything.....
PA LOOKED!!
she couldn't see shazbott either....
uhmmmm...we didn't shake it or nothin' either ....
we did sniff it....I didn't detect anything that smelled like FREE FOOD!
btw...the envelope is awesome!
this is so EXCITING!!
OK!! other news...
actually...2 vents first!
I am no taxidermist.....my intended squirrel trophy for my Secret Santa bears too strong a resemblance to Ronald Rat than Rocky the Flying Squirrel....
so...that's out....
vent 2~~> Do you know how hard it is to find an elastic drawstring?
good thing PA knows about this shopping stuff....
after botching the taxidermy....I had enough squrrel hide left over to make a garment....
well...enough for a bikini....
and since I don't know and wouldn't ask what size anybody is ....nor would i risk leaking whose name I have....
I made a one size fits all with elastic thing-a-ma-jiggs to make it fit anybody.......
AND! I made it reversable! I sewed some snazzy fabric on the one side....and that's why my hands or sore....
HEY!!! HEY!!!! HEY!!!!!!
that darn sissy/nancy-boy cat my wife has took off with the bikini!
gotta go chase the varmint down....
I'll be back!