Which expressions do you use?

Several years ago our pastor, who was a young and hip dude, was at our house working with my husband on his car. He jammed his finger and yelled out, "Mitsubishi!!" He said that it was his personal swear word.:rotfl: So we started using it when we wanted to keep it clean. :teeth:
 
MOTHERRRRRR...of pearl
Dang it
Dag
Jesus Christmas(still not good but..)
Geez Louise
Oh my Goodness
Good Golly
For the love of Pete
Frickety Frack
Friggety frig


I still curse like a mother..of pearl, sometimes.;) but mostly I try to keep it clean since I have kids.
 
I grew up hearing, "Jesus Christ!" when someone was frustrated...all the time...and it became something I said. I didn't want the kids growing up that way and switched it to "For crackin' ice!" It works just as well. :)

I also switched "God damn it!" (another lovely product of my heathen father's influence) to "God Bless America!" Works okay.

"What the hell" and "What the (something else)" got switched to "What the..." My little boys, when perplexed, would utter, "What the!" having no idea there was an end to the sentence. It was pretty damn cute.

And I switched the big word you say when you whack your toe on something to, "Fuuuuaaarrrghhhhyeeuuuah...ow, ow, ow!" That doesn't work as well, but is much more proper. You kind of have to switch it while you're saying it, because that one is really hard to censor. ::yes:: I remember the day dear old dad was here and saw me hurt myself and cry that out. He was laughing.

I do still often say, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" but I make sure to follow it up with a prayer, like, "Pray for my children to grow more neurons so that they can understand that a clean room does not have dirty laundry on the floor!" That way, I'm actually praying and not taking the Lord's name in vain. (Do you believe that? I hope He does.)
 
I grew up hearing, "Jesus Christ!" when someone was frustrated...all the time...and it became something I said. I didn't want the kids growing up that way and switched it to "For crackin' ice!" It works just as well. :)

I also switched "God damn it!" (another lovely product of my heathen father's influence) to "God Bless America!" Works okay.

"What the hell" and "What the (something else)" got switched to "What the..." My little boys, when perplexed, would utter, "What the!" having no idea there was an end to the sentence. It was pretty damn cute.

And I switched the big word you say when you whack your toe on something to, "Fuuuuaaarrrghhhhyeeuuuah...ow, ow, ow!" That doesn't work as well, but is much more proper. You kind of have to switch it while you're saying it, because that one is really hard to censor. ::yes:: I remember the day dear old dad was here and saw me hurt myself and cry that out. He was laughing.

I do still often say, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" but I make sure to follow it up with a prayer, like, "Pray for my children to grow more neurons so that they can understand that a clean room does not have dirty laundry on the floor!" That way, I'm actually praying and not taking the Lord's name in vain. (Do you believe that? I hope He does.)


My friend had taught me something one time that I still use on occassion.. Try it..it works!!
Anytime you say a bad word in surprise... follow it up with PEANUT BUTTER!
The kids will be so perplexed at why you said peanut butter that they'll forget the bad word :)
 

Oh...God Bless America

Holy COW

Holy whole herd of cows

Holy Crap (sorry...I know that's a bad word in some households.)

You're out of your tree (Or mind...depends on my mood)

You've lost your ever lovin' mind

Get back Jack (Loretta or JO Jo...just a little Beatles...)
 
I'm pretty sure "Oh Mylanta" is from Full House. My daughter is the Full House expert, but she's not here for me to ask.

My father-in-law used to say "Hell's Hattie"

My son's favorite is "Son of a B" (No, I'm not putting it politely, that is literally what he says).

"Goodnight Nurse"

"Holy Cow!!!" (Thank you Bart Simpson!)
 
I don't use this one, but always kinda liked it, "What in the Hell, Michigan..." as in "What in the Hell, Michigan, is that?!"
 
Borrowed years and years ago from two Irish friends (and it must be said w/ an Irish lilt) "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph." I know it may sound offensive to some, but these were two highly religious Catholics. It sounded sooooo cute coming from them that I picked up on it. Now, it pops out.

The other is "fixin'." No matter how much I want to drop this one (part of my TN heritage, and not the best part), I can't seem to stop saying it, LOL.

My great uncle used to say "Jesus, Mary and Joseph and all the saints and apostles".

Guess he was calling in al the troops!
 
DD8 is starting early. From Sponge Bob, she has mastered "Fish Paste!" and "Tartar Sauce!" :rotfl2: :rotfl: :lmao:
 
I had no idea people were so creative. These make mine look really lame. The one of the pastor using Mitsubishi is hilarious!
 
I tend to use Oh my gosh and holy crap or holy cow! Oooh I also use Fricka Frack!

My dental Hygenist the other day kept saying "Oh mylanta" and I wanted to reach up and slap her. She wasn't even old. It sounded so ridiculous.
 
Holy macaroni and chedder cheese. I'm not sure why but that is what comes out. Holy cheese whiz also comes out.
tigercat
 


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