I went and visited a friend in southeast Texas and we went to the grocery store. After check-out a store employee walked up to me and said:
"Excuse me...but can I take your buggay?" (with a very thick Texas accent)
I asked him to repeat himself...and again he said: "Can I take your buggay?"
I looked at him and said: "I have nooo idea what you're saying. I'm sorry."
He came up to me...took my hand in his...and touched the handlebars for the shopping cart with my hand. Then he says: "Your buggay. Buggay? This is a buggay!"
I just smiled...pretended I knew what the heck he was saying the whole time...and got out of there so he would quit looking at me like an idiot.