What's your problem?

[remyandhollandsmommy]

Did I really just see you make your preteen son get OUT of your car and stand to the side of mine as we are backing out just in case someone tried to "steal that space"??? Your lucky I am a good backer outter or your precious boy would have been a pancake! Oh and then you yell at him from your window for being in the way and preventing me form backing out faster (had to go slow to avoid hitting the kid lol)..what did you want him to do lady? You told him to go out there..did he deviate from the way you normally do this lol?

 

[Katieinwonderland]

Yes, I had a great time seeing my nieces and nephews this weekend. Yes, they were adorable, even when the boys were jumping on my bed at 6.00am. Yes, DH and I have been married for nearly two years now.

No, we won't be having kiddos of our own just yet. We've told you repeatedly we will prooabbly wait until we're 27, which is another two years from now. Now go away and play with the FIVE grandchildren you have and leave me alone.

 

[AKL_Megs]

Wait a second. We ALL saw the orange arrow WAAAY back there, and we all got over. The lane is CLOSED ahead. How did WE all see it, but YOU ALL didn't manage to see it. It's HUGE, bright and orange. It means GET OVER... remember that from driver's training?

Now don't act surprised that I won't let you merge in now because you are 1' away from said orange sign.

Oh, don't give me the finger! That won't help!

Neither will inching your car over towards mine. Are you going to hit me? If so, go ahead. I am NOT LETTING YOU IN NOW. And it appears I have started something here. Neither is the guy behind me!

Next time, get over when you see others getting over. You aren't any more special than anyone else.

 

[cheermom1]

You do NOT have to stop in the middle of the road to turn!!! unless you want to get rear ended???

Oh and just b/c there is enough room to go around someone that is turning doesn't mean you should as the person be behind you has no idea the person in front of you is turning!!!

 

[kimblebee]

If I don't answer my cell phone even after you call me 4 times in a row it means I either can't talk right now or don't want to talk to you. Please stop.

 

[marypoppinswannabe]

We all sit in cubicles approximately 3 feet from each other. It is not necessary for everyone in the entire department to be forced to hear your phone conversation (especially when you are discussing dinner plans or any other family issue). For the love of pete, use your inside voice or take it to the break room. I bet you would be horrified if I called my ob/gyn and you were forced to listen to that conversation.

 

[~disneydiva~]

Stop complaining about how behind you are on your work. I've offered to help you multiple times and you always say no. (to the woman in my office)

 

[ChristaDeVil]

Dear Child of Mine,
I have been cleaning the kitchen, doing laundry, etc. and walking all over the house. Why must you wait until I'm seated to tell me something needs to be done or that you need something?
Seriously.
Mom

 

[BirdLegsRed]

Dear Co-Worker
Yes, I appreciate your covering for me when I was off yesterday. However, anytime I am on vacation/sick you put out a box of Kleenex on the corner of my desk for clients. STOP DOING IT. I don't want Kleenex out on my desk. Too many children pull out all the Kleenex while their oblivious parent does paperwork. If someone happens to need a Kleenex, I WILL GIVE THEM ONE.
Thank you.
that feels goooood.

 

[SiAmCrAzY]

Does your cell phone only work if you drive 10-20 under the speed limit?
Please hang up and drive.

Yes that was my giant black truck you almost turned into because you couldn't be bothered to look before changing lanes but I really don't understand why you are flipping me off and swearing at me it was your bonehead mistake, and it really doesn't make you any less of an idiot.

No I don't want to race, I am just trying to get my grocery's home. Get a life- gas is $2.85 a gallon. I am a 31 yr old married woman, and I have no interest in joining the "cougar club" so you can keep your phone number to yourself thank you.

Please don't smile and laugh as your small child willfully destroys flowers/trees/bushes inside a theme park Someone spent allot of time and energy to make the area nice for everyone to enjoy, and it is called ParentING for a reason folks- I am pretty sure there should be some action involved.


wow, i do feel better now! thanks

 

[AKL_Megs]

Co-workers.

Please stop griping because our company doesn't have/give/offer us/supply A, B, and C.

Better yet, when our company actually RESPONDS to your gripes and has/gives/offers us/supplys A, B, and C, PLEASE don't gripe because it isn't "good enough"!

Give me a break!

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

Oh yes... Dear Co-Workers are always fun!

Dear Co-Worker,
I cannot stand listening to all of your anti-capitalism, anti-government bull anymore. I like Starbucks and Target and I don't think policemen are just out to get you (general you).

1. Big corporations are big for a reason, people like the products.
2. Maybe you shouldn't give policemen a reason to not like you.

Also, I think your alien/zombie/wearing a costume to movie premiers obsession is STUPID! Grow up or at the least, stop telling me about it.

Love,
Dayna

PS crazy co-worker: When you ask me if I care if everyone got fingerprinted / DNA sampled at birth and I say I do, I'm lying. I really, REALLY don't care either way. Again, I don't give the government a reason to hate me so I wouldn't care.

 

[iwrbnd]

Unfortunately, I'm the one usually too hot. Also, unfortunately, there are these pesky laws about being properly clothed in public places. Plus, if I were to "get comfortable" in a too-warm workplace, honey, I'm afraid your corneas would burn right out (a.k.a. "Oh, the HORROR!!")

I love it! Actually, the co-worker I said it to had a great comback! She said "I can only take off so many clothes!" I about died laughing!

I still hate being cold so I carry a space heater around with me!

 

[iwrbnd]

Oh, I've got one more!

Dear certain "friend" on mine. Please don't call me to ask a question you already know the answer to just to brag. For ex: "What time is the test for the gifted program on Friday?" "When do we turn in the papers for National Honor Society?" If your proud of your child just call me and tell me! I'll be extremely happy for you!!!

 

[dawn1620]

Dear lazy co-worker...just because I say I'm leaving to go get something for lunch this is not an invitation to put in your order. And just because I have free time to catch up on filing does not mean I am free to help you get your work done. I do more than you and finish it in half the time..quit being lazy and purposely dragging your assignments out.

And quit talking about the five pounds you have lost...I swear it's like you're playing hide and go seek with the SAME five pounds. If you actually lost all the weight you keep talking about you would be half your size by now.

And to the dude across the street..popped collars have not been in since the 80's...it's not retro..it's stupid-o.

 

[golfgal]

If you are driving 10 MPH UNDER the speed limit and are in the left lane, don't go tapping your brakes if people tailgate--move the HECK over. If you are not making adequate progress passing the car in the right lane, move the heck over, oh and stop throwing your cigarette butts out your car window-we don't want them either.

 

[belledreamer]

Dear someone,
If you suck the snot up your nose once more time, I'LL SLAP YOU!! Please go blow your nose.

Dear Customer,
The world will not end if you can't use your $.20 coupon.

Dear Customer,
You are older than my father. I'm not interested, and no, I do not look like your third wife... (This actually did happen to me...)

 

[hellokitty86]

Did you have to RUN ahead of me at Cracker Barrel so you would be seated first? It's not like they are going to run out of food!

 

[MzDiz]

Don't call me and put me on hold, I will not wait for you, I will hang up. Furthermore, it is NOT an important business matter.

 

[Feralpeg]

When making a left turn at a light without a turn arrow, you do not have the right of way!