So the other week I went to the BEST restaurant ever. Great food, fantastic service, and boy was it cheap! The perfect restaurant, in my opinion. If fact, I loved it so much I want to tell everyone I know about this great restaurant that I found.
So I tell you how great this restaurant is.
No thanks, you reply, you don't like that kind of food.
But the service is excellent!
Thanks, you're happy with the restaurant you go to.
Did I tell you how cheap it is? Really, you HAVE to try this restaurant.
But you're not looking for a new restaurant right now.
The decor! The other patrons! It's just wonderful, you would really enjoy a meal there!
You're not hungry, but thanks.
I have a coupon for 50% off! And kids eat free! Here, take it!
No, you already told me, you don't like that kind of food and you're happy with the restaurant you go to.
But why do you like THAT restaurant? It's dirty, and it's expensive, and the servers are soooooooo rude. MY restaurant is so much better than your restaurant! My restaurant is the best restaurant ever! EVERYONE needs to go to my restaurant! You are just stupid and silly and wrong for not going to my restaurant! In fact, my restaurant is so good that there shouldn't be any other restaurants allowed to serve food! That will show everyone how good my restaurant is! My restaurant is the best ever! Those other restaurants, the ones that serve Mexican food, and Italian, and Chinese, and French, and Thai, and Barbeque, and all those other foods, well they are just wrong and their food is disgusting. MY restaurant is sooooooo much better, why can't you just see that?