I was in the HM stretching room today with someone who smelled like meat. I don't mean he smelled like he had just eaten meat, or an appetizing smell like there was a delicious sandwich in his backpack... he just stunk like old, rank, half-spoiled meat. I was able to identify who it was because as he got closer, the smell grew stronger. It was like a slow-motion horror film, "The Stink." Could not get out of there fast enough! How do you not know that you smell like the dumpster behind a deli in July?!