- Apr 28, 2001
we should just keep commenting so this ends up in the year end review of "most discussed topics"
Um, sorry about thatI haven't experienced excessive farting, but I do remember a time a few years back when someone clearly couldn't hold it in any longer. We were all in the stretching room of the haunted mansion when a person released his SBD. It was rank. Like, he must have eaten nothing but Doritos Locos Tacos for 4 days to cook up something this rank. Bad. And it happened right as we entered the stretching room so we all got to smell it the entire time our ghost host was welcoming and frightening us prematurely. The gentlemen next to me kept making comments under his breath such about how terrible the smell was and wiping his eyes. His wife (who, by the way, I suspect as the culprit) would echo his sentiments, but did so with a hint of a smile on her face as though she was holding in laughter... or perhaps something else. Other people were more discrete and would simply put their hands up to their nose to try and block the smell. When the door finally opened, it was like the running of the bulls. We all had to get out of there.
It's nice to know one thing about me is normal!I have read that the normal, HEALTHY body farts exactly 14 times per day.