What's the weirdest thing you've heard someone say while sleeping?

[reecejackox]

while they were sleeping

my school supply teacher fell asleep once in class and said good dog

 

[Domo]

Apparently I myself am guilty of sleep mumbling. Only last night I took on the guise of a doctor in an operating room.

Oddness.

 

[Marchand63]

yeah I am the sleep talker, apparently my talk is mostly Walking Dead.

Scared the crap out my DH when I yelled "Carol shoot"

Oh and I am WD obsessed. My HM/NBC room now has a WD section. And yes I said room LOL!

 

[mombrontrent]

When my son was about 7 or 8 I heard him laughing hysterically in the middle of the night. I went in thinking he was awake but he was sound asleep and was having a big old belly laugh!

 

[Hikergirl]

My youngest ds talks in his sleep. He said some crazy stuff.

 

[Marchand63]

When my son was about 7 or 8 I heard him laughing hysterically in the middle of the night. I went in thinking he was awake but he was sound asleep and was having a big old belly laugh!

My youngest ds talks in his sleep. He said some crazy stuff.

Reminds me, my DS had night terrors when he was small(5-8). He said some strange things, also used to shake his hands really fast.

 

[barkley]

'if you're hungry there's some leftover rhino w/grilled cheese in the backyard'.

 

[amberpi]

DH and I both talk in our sleep...DH often speaks in French, so I have no idea how weird it's gotten, but I think once he was looking for a powder room...lol!

 

[Gumbo4x4]

My toes are sticking up in the air. WELL, YOU CAN SEE THEM. THEY’RE RIGHT THERE!

^^^a friend sleeping off a good drunk. There were multiple witnesses. And her toes were in fact covered.

 

[ols386]

Once when I was sleeping, after I woke up, my adult daughter told me that I said “what the hell.” (No one else in my family talk in their sleep, not that I know of anyway.)

 

[alizesmom]

My daughter is nonverbal so she signs in her sleep.

 

[Mermaid02]

When my son was about 4 he said, "It's time for a long, lovely, nosh." It was really weird because "nosh" is not a word we use.
My daughter said something about mayonnaise in her sleep one night.
My husband said, "Get those soldiers out of our bedroom"

 

[low-key]

When I was about 16, the one and only time I slept walk, I got up in the middle of the night, turned on all the lights in every bedroom looking for a frisby, my dad yelled at me "Jay, go back to bed" and that was the end of that

 

[DeniseJH]

One night I was climbing back in bed after a trip to the bathroom, and my husband started pushing me telling me to get off the bed - is his mostly asleep state he thought I was the dog!

 

[NYCgrrl]

A few months back I sang in my sleep according to the listeners.
Of course not one of them could identify the song .

 

[Saiahma]

When I was about 5 I was sleeping over at my grandma's house, in her bed with her. I asked her if she wanted to go to a picnic. She said "do I want to go on a picnic?" I replied "you can't, I already left".

 

[momofbk]

DH, in an agitated voice, “I am NOT talking to you. I am talking to the cat. I’m Mr. Easel.”

 

[momofbk]

DH - in an agitated voice: “ I am NOT talking to you. I’m talking to the cat. I’m Mr. Easel.”

 

[EscalatorKid]

My friend had a full conversation with her sleeping husband about squirrels and whatever they were doing. She was laughing and he (in his sleep) was getting so incredibly agitated because she didn't understand about the squirrels... which made her laugh even harder.

 

[Katy Belle]

When I was about 15, mom tried to talk to me at 5:30 a.m., before she went to work. She asked me , “What time do you have to babysit tonight?”
Apparently I replied, “It’s in my appointment calendar.”
She said , “You don’t have an appointment calendar.”
I said, “Yes I do, it’s in Dad’s wig!”