What's the funniest thing a cast member has ever said to you?

[Random Ninja]

I've got another Crush story to add to the mix. I sat down with DN4 in the kids area while the rest of the adults sat in the front row behind us. Crush went through his long Dude lesson and then asked for questions. My DN got picked to ask a question but Crush asked what her name was first. She paused for a second and told him "Dude." Crush had a histerical look on his face and of course all of us cracked up. Crush finally replied "Totally awesome name" and moved on to the next kid. When I asked her why she told him that her name was Dude she said she forgot her name. We still call her dude.

While on the boat across the lagoon in Epcot, a CM started talking to me. I was sitting in the front by myself, solo trip, and had on a birthday button. He wished me a happy birthday and asked where everybody else was. I told him I was on my own and he shrugged his shoulders and said "Better luck next year."

I was at MK close to midnight and had a CM tell me that only grownups were allowed by themselves after dark and where were my parents. I told him they were probably at home asleep. He looked shocked and said "You don't remember where you left them?"

 

[pampam]

Something a PP said reminded me of an instance from my last trip.

It was the last day of a ten-day trip, and my Mom and I had packed up our luggage to check in to the POP luggage babysitter's station while we hit up MK one last time. Well, long story short, one of our bags was overweight and we had to transfer something into the backpack we would be carrying into the park.

My mom grabbed a few things that looked the heaviest, shoved them in the bag, and zipped the suitcase up fast (nothing like rifling through dirty laundry on a sidewalk )

Well, when we got to MK, Mom claimed she had to call my Grandmother and sweetly asked if I would hold the backpack while she did so.

Then she sailed through the guests without bags entrance, leaving me with the backpack.

A very kind security man asked me to unzip my backpack, which I did. Revealing three smaller bags inside. He asked me to unzip the first...

Makeup.

and the second?

Makeup.

and the third?

Makeup.

and underneath those?

a hairdryer.


My mom had grabbed every cosmetic anything from our all-girls trip from the suitcase and shoved them in!

The look he gave me was priceless.

 

[QVCshopper]

At Turtle Talk with Crush, in the middle of the show, Crush asks the kids if they could tell him about this new toy he found. He pulls out a Buzz Lightyear doll and asked the kids what it is. The kids all shout out "Buzz Lightyear." Crush laughs and says, "Cool, now I can tell everyone I got a buzz!"

 

[Andrea464]

We were on the Safari ride at AK. While on the actual car, we're waiting for entrance because of some animal or other holding up the cars that were already inside. We're right next to another car that's loading, and the Driver says: "If you look to your right, you'll see the rare and elusive human! Everybody wave." So we all wave, and the people in the car next to us wave back. The driver says: "Amazing! They do tricks!"

A few years ago getting on ToT, in creepy bellhop voice "to the left, to the left, everything you own in a box...to the left"

We were crying laughing and he still kept a straight face.

Oh! I just remembered another! Leaving AK on the tram

"Welcome to everyone's favorite ride! The FIVE MILE AN HOUR UUUUUU TUUUUURN!!!!" He then read all the rules in his "extreme voice" and had us dying. We got off, but heard him still using the voice, telling the people still on the tram "Guess what! It's that time again. That's right...one more...FIVE MILE AN HOUR UUUUU TUUUURN!!!"

Not a cast member but in Disney...

Walking through Epcot, I overhead a dad say to his child: "If someone steals you, I'll be mad. I could have gotten money for you."

We had a dessert party in Epcot for my wedding that included an open bar (it's relevant to note that this was a "premium" package that included the top-shelf stuff.)

My sister asked the bartender for a Pabst Blue Ribbon sad2 He told her, totally dead-pan, "We don't have that. But I could pour some beer through a sock for you."

My favorite was the driver of the boat on jungle cruise "everyone stay alert as we head into this dark tunnel there may be danger... then again it's disney there may be a gift shop."

When on the boat from EPCOT to DHS the boat driver announced to take Ll you belongings and to take small children by the hand. He then said any children left behind would be taken to Small World where their feet would be stapled to the floor and they would be put to work representing the countries.

All of these made me LOL!!!

You'd be amazed how many CM's are from Ohio. DH wore his Ohio State Block O baseball cap on our WDW in December and EVERYWHERE we went, CM's would randomly yell out, "O-H!" And we'd respond back with, "I-O!" Got to love the Buckeye State, you run into Ohioans everywhere you go. There is a running joke that the OSU Alumni Association can track you down to ask for donations, even if you're stranded on a desert island. Anyway, the CM's all admit that there are a freakish # of Ohio CM's working at WDW, I think it's probably due to the crapola weather that we get, lol.

We met a few East Carolina Pirate fans too, including Buzz! We met him after the ride, and were about to leave and he started pointing at DH's shirt. It took a few tries to figure out what he meant- we got a pic of us doing the pirate hook with him! Argh!

I was entering Epcot on a solo trip. It was, let's say (quoting Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond), it was my ladies' day. Let's just say I brought enough stuff to be prepared for battle that day.

I got to the security desk, placed my bag on the table, and opened my backpack wide enough so the guard could so all the way to the bottom. I was not thrilled about having to pull anything out of my bag that day.

The guard flashes his flashlight, looked in and looked up at me and smiled. Laying on top of my camera, wallet, bottled water, and first aid kit, was a ziplock bag full of product. Right there in full view.

He never batted an eye.

Security guard: You seem surprisingly chipper today, for, well, you know.

Me: I have never had issues in that department.

Security guard: Wow, your husband is lucky, my wife is a bit.. those days.

Me: Actually, I am not married.

Security guard: So, where you from?

I had a magical day that day.

Upon entering the park, My daughter (8) asked why they were looking in our bags.

"I'm looking for Mickey," said the security guard.

Lol silly Mickey for hiding.

LOL!

 

[pampam]

One time at Epcots closing, the bus driver for Pop Century was determined to fully load his bus. He kept urging "move to the back, all the way back, move to the back of the bus". The guests were not completely filling the bus , so he got off, opened the back doors, and directed everyone to move to the back. Then he went back to the front and directed those standing to form 2 lines in the aisle. "Form 2 lines, the first line line goes to Pop, and the second line goes to Century."

 

[Andrea464]

This was at MNSSHP, and we met Maleficent. DD was 4 and dressed like Tinkerbelle.
She looked at me and said "I want you to take her and hold her upside down and shake her real good. Bring me any fairy dust that comes out!"
I died. I don't know how they keep straight faces!

 

[Simba's Mom]

It's in my signature. It was a CM at DL who told me I was suffering from "Theme Park Dyslexia" when I was in a store on Main Street and encountered a solid wall when I was trying to walk from the Castle end to the front of the park by walking straight through the stores. Although you can get from the Main Street Bakery at WDW to the front of the park, you can't get to the front of the park from approximately the same area in DL. When I asked a CM why, she knew I was a frequent WDW visitor. Turns out she had worked there also.

 

[ShesAPirate]

We had a dessert party in Epcot for my wedding that included an open bar (it's relevant to note that this was a "premium" package that included the top-shelf stuff.)

My sister asked the bartender for a Pabst Blue Ribbon sad2 He told her, totally dead-pan, "We don't have that. But I could pour some beer through a sock for you."

LOVE this!

 

[Kaspar Houser]

My friend is a CM and I'm not going to tell what he and his CM friends laugh about but many, many times the DIS peoples are the laughing stock of the day.
O and yes CM read the comments here and many times these comments are just blunt lies.

 

[Eeyore98]

On a trip BK (Before Kids), my husband and I were looking at all the different candy bars from England at one of the stores at Epcot. One of the candy bars said that it had digestive properties to it, which really intrigued me. So I started asking the lovely English CM about it, like what made it so digestive? And he said in his cute English accent, "Well, it won't make you poo, or anything." My husband and I really got a kick out of that one, we giggle about it all the time.

Oh, man, apparently I am not as mature as I'd like to think. This one has me laughing so hard that tears are rolling down my face!

 

[ChrisinNJ]

Not something said, but rather something done that I will always remember. We were at MNSSHP. My son was dressed as a soldier. Buzz Lightyear was greeting people and signing autographs. We were not on line, but walking past the side of him, and when he saw my son, he stopped turned to him, dramatically snapped to attention and saluted him.

I thought that was so cute! Wish the camera was at the ready, it would have been a great picture, Buzz and my son saluting each other.

 

[Jennasis]

At MNSSHP my family was dressed as mouseketeers and my father was dressed as Walt Disney (and uncanny lookalike too!). The CM's were gaga over him which my father (who adores attention) ate right up. During the parade, EVERY character came up to him and shook his hand or hugged him. Capt. Jack even bowed at him from atop his float. At one point some some dressed as a cowboy came up to him mid-parade and threw his arms around him and yelled "Boss? hey BOSS!! I wanna talk to you about gettin' me a raise!"

 

[jerlove]

We were walking on main street and one of the ladies dressed in her period costume came up and started talking to my DS8 at the time.

She noticed that he was missing his front teeth then proceeded to tell him that it was not necessary to advertise the fact. My son and I were very confused until she pointed the t-shirt he was wearing with the large letters "GAP" on it.

We could not stop laughing and still talk about it.

 

[missnic]

This wasn't a cm, but it was hilarious. Dh and I were on the bridge at Epcot just outside France, joking around, and he said "bring me a shrubbery!" Some Guy right in front of us turned around without missing a beat, crossed his arms and said "None shall pass!"

 

[Maleficent53]

At MNSSHP my family was dressed as mouseketeers and my father was dressed as Walt Disney (and uncanny lookalike too!). The CM's were gaga over him which my father (who adores attention) ate right up. During the parade, EVERY character came up to him and shook his hand or hugged him. Capt. Jack even bowed at him from atop his float. At one point some some dressed as a cowboy came up to him mid-parade and threw his arms around him and yelled "Boss? hey BOSS!! I wanna talk to you about gettin' me a raise!"

I would love to see a picture of him dressed as Walt - do you have one you can post?

 

[Maleficent53]

Don't make me say it......I was going through the last stage of menopause and you had to be prepared for anything. I mean anything.....the only thing I did not have was an adult diaper.

I have to laugh; there are things I only tell my hairdresser, best girlfriend and an entire board of Disers.

Ahhhh, the internet! A place to share your most personal secrets with people you may never meet! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!! Your whole story was hilarious.

 

[Leslieloody]

In 2011,myself, my daughter, and my mother were riding The Jungle Cruise. It was getting to be nighttime and starting to get chilly. My mother had bought us three matching red, hooded, jackets. The CM said that the alligators were especially hungry that night. But were only eating people in red. We had totally forgotten what we had on, until everyone said started looking at us!! So many good rides on The Jungle Cruise.

 

[DisPrincessEst96]

On our last trip my family was in Tomorrowland and we had just finished meeting Chip & Dale and decided to sit down. Chip and Dale were just about done with M&Gs and started walking away. Chip turned around and walked RIGHT INTO the trashcan and knocked it over! After he did so he turned around quickly leaned against the wall, placed his hand on his hip and acted like nothing happened. We were ROARING with laughter.

Of course after the Handler 'scolded' him he gloomy tried to pick up the trashcan with his 'magic powers' and his tail only to lazily put it back. Definitely the highlight of the day.

 

[cgattis]

Our first trip, Pirate and Princess Party, nearly midnight, dressed as pirates, squeezing in one last ride on POTC. Pretty much empty, like one family per boat. Pull into the exit area, CM looks at DS4 (still wearing his eyepatch) and says--completely deadpan, as if he were asking the time--"so, how'd you lose your eye?". By the time we realized what he'd said, we were moving away on the sidewalk, laughing like maniacs. Wish I could've gotten his name. Probably still my most magical moment ever at Disney

 

[Jennasis]

I would love to see a picture of him dressed as Walt - do you have one you can post?

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