What should I do and think and feel?

[Briarmom]

People that have affairs offend me. I don't understand why you can't just have one man and be happy. Do you have these affairs in an alphabetical order, a number order, or another order? Do the affairs know they are being placed in an order of some sort? They may be offended by the order you are putting them in. I would recommend polling them to find out.

You want me to Poll my affairs?
I don't really let them talk to me that much. Constant blabber gets in the way.
People that don't understand affairs offend me.

 

[mommaU4]

People that have affairs offend me. I don't understand why you can't just have one man and be happy. Do you have these affairs in an alphabetical order, a number order, or another order? Do the affairs know they are being placed in an order of some sort? They may be offended by the order you are putting them in. I would recommend polling them to find out.

I vote they be put in alphabetical order!


Hey, Briarmom, I just noticed your tag about the bone folders!!! I remember that because I was the one who asked you what the heck they were! Totally off topic, but I just found that funny. Of course I don't think this thread has a topic!! Does it?

NEW POLL: Does this thread have an actual topic?

 

[mommaU4]

Constant blabber gets in the way.

I'm sorry but this is what I instantly thought of when I read that:

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man



Not sure why, it just did.

 

[Briarmom]

I'm sorry but this is what I instantly thought of when I read that:

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man



Not sure why, it just did.

It occurred to me while I was writing it as well.

 

[mommaU4]

Well, it's been fun, but I gotta run! Later days people. Have a fun Friday night. No poll necessary, just do as you're told!

 

[GoofyDad869]

You want me to Poll my affairs?

In the eternal words of 'The' Offspring - You gotta keep 'em separated...

And speaking of which, what you do in your own home / hotel room is none of MY business. But don't take THAT to mean I won't buy the photos...

Dude, I come home from work and everybody's talking about fairs and carnivals and hijacked blimps. Sigh. Ladies, ladies, ladies...

How come SOME bands MUST have 'the' in front. You never hear of 'the' Aerosmith, or 'the' Def Leppard... My mind still hasn't recovered from the onslaught brought about by the late '80s indie band The The. Now that was a band... Rather moebius name. The songs weren't exactly 'Wind Beneath My Wings", but Mom could tap along to the beat, cruising in our Zeppelin...

Now I know a Zeppelin is technically a dirigible, but we were 'status' people so a MERE blimp simply would NOT do.

AnyWHO, how come it was never 'the' Led Zeppelin? And didn't anyone ever hand these rock singers a dictionary? Guys, it's 'Deaf' not 'Def'... 'Lead' not 'Led', 'Crew' not 'Crue' (no friggin' umlaut character - I demand a refund from the DISBoard!) Somebody should take those spandex leggings away from Vince Neil. No really! He's about to pop out of them.

At least the rock singers of NOW have it right... Gwen Stefani - "This *&%$ is bananas... B-A-N-A-N-A-S" That girl's got a good head on her shoulders. I hope her newfound fame and fortune won't go to her head...

 

[Briarmom]

Now I am really lost.

 

[mickeyfan2]

Someone just looked at me kind of funny - do you think I should take it personally?

I have a pain in my .............do you think I should call a doctor or what and see what happens?

I think I am happy, but I might be sad.... what do you think i should feel?

Yes it was a personal attack on you, you are going to have to your ........... amputated and you definitely need to feel sad.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Now I am really lost.

Now that's what I'm sayin'. Only those who are truly lost are using Gooooogle to look for their porn. News flash: I know exactly where it is. It's on the Internet. Comprende? No need to Goooooogle it.

Speaking of which, I need to log off here and go watch "The Book of Daniel"...

 

[Nancy]

Well, it's been fun, but I gotta run! Later days people. Have a fun Friday night. No poll necessary, just do as you're told!

But what if what I'm told isn't what i want to do? Should I still do it anyway? If I don't do what i'm told will that make me a bad person?


This thread has me

 

[Aidensmom]

But what if what I'm told isn't what i want to do? Should I still do it anyway? If I don't do what i'm told will that make me a bad person?

No one who loves Disney can be a bad person!

 

[Nancy]

No one who loves Disney can be a bad person!

Maybe we should do on a poll on that?

 

[CharityLynn]

I just had to do it...

 

[Jessie]

If you cant agree with what I say/think or feel dont go any further.. I dont want to know

 

[Ziva]

I just had to do it...

 

[GoofyDad869]

I did NOT need to see that. You're going to give me bad dreams with that. What would Freud say?

 

[JerryMoCricketsGal]

I did NOT need to see that. You're going to give me bad dreams with that. What would Freud say?

Freud (Sigmund, not anna) would say that the banana's are phallic looking which is causing your ID to want icky things, your ego is doing nothing but serving the ID's needs and mediating, and that your superego is telling you that your thoughts are not appropriate.

I would suggest you lie on a couch, get a banana, and then discuss how you are living in the 'phallic' stage of development, so you can not move foreward.

Do you have issues with your mother? I'm thinking that the Oedipus complex may play a role here as well.

For a mere $250/hr, I would be happy to take your money...err...work with you on this and help you with your psychoanalytical outlook.

 

[Belle0101]

Freud said every dream is a wish. Or was that Sigfreid?

But um, I do have another question. My child turned 3 this month and we're going to Disney in August and he's small for his size ... can I just say he's 2?

 

[CharityLynn]

Make sure you dress your bananas in pajamas...GoofyDad I didn't mean to give you nightmares, I thought the cute little bananas would help you sort out your negative feelings for them, who could hate bananas in pajamas?

 

[GoofyDad869]

Bananas were so yesterday... Today, since it's Saturday, it's mango! Now there's a fruit even I could respect! I'm not sure, but I think there just might be an SNL character called Mango. I wonder if he is as fruity as the namesake fruit? Could I respect him as much as the fruit? Only time will tell. Speaking of 'time' - Did you know that if you say 'mango' lots of times really fast it eventually doesn't mean a thing (plus it makes my mouth hurt, and gives me a headache). Same works for 'Freud'.

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Mango = Freud?

I wonder if I ride Mission Space reciting that mantra would it keep me from getting dizzy/doing a technicolor yawn/talk to Ralph on the big white phone?

How come people never say "My 9 year old is really big for his age. I think we'll tell WDW that he's 12." Oh, I know. That would be lying. That's wrong.