What should I do and think and feel?

[Briarmom]

My mom was killed unloading bananas at WalMart. They dropped on her. She didn't have her helmet on.

I'm so sorry. The banana smilie must really sting.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Can bananas sting? What does Sting think of bananas? Maybe he'll write a song about 'em and dedicate it to my Mom (rest her soul).

 

[stinkerbelle]

I'm so sorry. The banana smilie must really sting.

omg....



I'm literally

CLASSIC!!!

where is the Tag Fairy...

Poor GoofyDad...stigma from

 

[imsorry]

My mom was killed unloading bananas at WalMart. They dropped on her. She didn't have her helmet on.

I'll never look at a banana split the same way again

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Snip..., but you really should get your mind out of the gutter

 

[minkydog]

FYI - I'm reserving us seats in Hell...

heheheh

Everyone knows that Hell is just a stop-off on the way to Orlando in July

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Wal Mart has helmets on sale this week.

Are the lollipops included or are they extra?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Can bananas sting? What does Sting think of bananas? Maybe he'll write a song about 'em and dedicate it to my Mom (rest her soul).

I suppose you would expect some money as well Just like you always see, a dad gets goofy and then wants all of Stings money

 

[imsorry]

will you all please come help me on the Camilla thread?

Poor Rip - he is getting ripped to shreds over there! (no pun intended!)

 

[MagicalMom]

Hi - Stinkerbelle is an idiot....she totally missed the "connotations" comment in the quote...

ok...need more coffee

Ya know I'm a bit offended that you called yourself an idiot. How do you think it makes us real idiots feel?

 

[GoofyDad869]

I suppose you would expect some money as well

Only if it's a rich guy's money. If he's not rich, then that would be stealing. That's wrong. (no flames please)

That would make my Mom cry. (rest her soul)

Lying is probably wrong too. Maybe I should post a poll?

heehehheh-heh
He said 'Post a Poll'.

heh-heh-hehheh-hheh

 

[imsorry]

OMG - I just slipped on a banana peel! Mommy!!

 

[ripvanwinkle]

Someone just looked at me kind of funny - do you think I should take it personally?

I have a pain in my .............do you think I should call a doctor or what and see what happens?

I think I am happy, but I might be sad.... what do you think i feel?

I think you should go pool hopping at Disney World. Just watch out for any whales that might be pool hopping also.

 

[SC Minnie]

I think you are ALL being unreasonable!!!!!

 

[MagicalMom]

Only if it's a rich guy's money. If he's not rich, then that would be stealing. That's wrong. (no flames please)

I think that depends on what you consider rich.

 

[stinkerbelle]

Ya know I'm a bit offended that you called yourself an idiot. How do you think it makes us real idiots feel?

Validated?

 

[imsorry]

I think you should go pool hopping at Disney World. Just watch out for any whales that might be pool hopping also.

Would it be wrong to hitch a ride around storm-a-long bay on it's back?
What will the whale lovers do to me? What about the Camilla lovers?
such a quandry

 

[Ziva]

Someone had too much brunch again.

Wait are YOU saying that there's something wrong with having too much brunch, because I LOVE brunch. And if your saying there's something wrong with brunch, that means that your flaming me for loving brunch and your saying I'm a moron....I'm offended! Hmmmph! (crosses arms and stomps away pouting).

 

[copper68]

Would it be wrong to hitch a ride around storm-a-long bay on it's back?
What will the whale lovers do to me? What about the Camilla lovers?
such a quandry

could you please stop talking about the whales and camilla.. i'm offended..

 

[GoofyDad869]

My we've all eaten a lot of FIBER today. Maybe it was the brunch. Bananas are high in FIBER (and usually served in brunches). Whales are high in FIBER too (but rarely served in brunches). Is Camilla high in FIBER (never had brunch with her)? Is Sting high in FIBER (would ANYONE want to eat brunch with him?)?

Wow, I've never done an elliptical double question mark. Is that even gramatically correct?

FIBER is good for everyone. Except dear old Mom. She had a sudden overload of FIBER. On her head. By bananas. Not whales. I never intimated that whales fell on her. That would be silly, and make all y'all think I was a pathological liar. Which I'm not. Did I mention I'm high on FIBER. I ate too much in the 80s. Maybe I should see a doctor about that.