Thanks everyone for this thread...I've been LMAO all morning...
First, I'll clarify by saying that I'm a 40yo high school teacher, so most people expect a certain level of decorum.
My dirty secrets:
- I spend way too much of my spare time thinking about Disney.
- I "tigger-bounce" through the Orlando airport on my way to the Magical Express desk, or at least until DH gives me the evil eye.
- I own (and wear) a large assortment of Disney Ears, my favs being Stitch, Tigger and Eeyore.
- I love IASW and drag DH on it every trip.
- I threw up on the Teacups as a kid, and haven't ridden them since.
- My DH and I treat PotC as our personal "tunnel of love" and try to get a bench (or even better, a whole boat) to ourselves so that we can snuggle and hold hands. It's always our first and last ride of any trip, and it annoys us that it has become so trendy.
And, the worst secret...DH and I are playing hooky from a friend's out of town wedding on the Labour Day weekend so that we can sneak in a trip to Disney instead. We're telling everyone at home (no one from our area is able to go to the wedding, so it just would have been us going) that we're going to the wedding, including both our bosses, so that we don't have to deal with the inevitable "but you were just there" comments.

Three days at Disney is way better than a stuffy black tie wedding...