What Happens on a Disney Cruise, Stays on a Disney Cruise? Right? Complete! 4/3/07!

I was also wondering how many Barbie Dolls would be on board.....
I HATE bathing suites..... I HATE shorts!!!! I HATE my legs!!!!:eek:
You girls are talking about the veins.....got that.....the cellulite.....got that too!!!:scared1:
I guess I'll just have to keep "comfortably numb" with the drinks, to keep the kids happy about the whole bathing suite thing.
The kids know me already......the pestering has started about the pool!!:confused3

BethRudy- I was so busy being oversensitive about my droopy legs (and arms/batwings) that I really didn't look at everyone else.

I always assume I'm the tallest, largest, and droopiest.

If I'm not, I would never know!

LMAO

That sounds so pathetic when I go back to read it!

See? Even more reason to go on my next cruise with me. I may be mouthy, but I have such crummy body image, you'll feel like a supermodel next to me.

Now, is there a DISdiscount on a DISplastic surgeon here?

I could donate that extra thigh skin and keep a burn unit in business for years.
 
You will find many people of all different shapes and sizes. No one sticks out or really cares. I was so worried being in a bathing suit on our first cruise. You get in such a happy place you end up not caring at all. It's a ship full of moms and dads for the most part. If someone cares about how you or anyone looks they have the problem not you.

SweetSpot- I had myself so worked up about being in a bathing suit in public (and in front of my mother in law) when we went to Hawaii.

My MIL is one who will ask her DH (loud enough for people to hear) if her backside is as large as (whichever woman she's pointing to).

She's 5 feet tall and has a tiny frame.

I'm tall and could have been the first female offensive lineWOman for the NFL.

The kids and I spent hours in the water everyday. So no one saw me, unless they were snorkeling too.

It wasn't that bad on board. It really wasn't.
 
SweetSpot - I so agree with you. I am such a self-conscious person, but on the cruise there was every different shape and size and it made me relax about wearing my suit (not that I did too much, but still...).

LovableGluttons - As for my own trip report, I've thought about it but haven't gotten organized enough. Besides, I don't think it would be nearly as entertaining as yours!

1sttimecruz
- I'd love to read yours! Didn't you moon your stateroom host too?
 

Thanks!!! The only problem I guess I have is that my mother in law and sister in law are ALWAYS watching their weight!!! My sister in law is a Weight Watchers Leader!!! YIKES!!!!:rolleyes1
YES, they will be on the cruise! In case you didn't get my first DIS ....
We (all 9 of us) that's inlaws, sister and brother in law and nephew and my crew (4 of us) are ALL going on this cruise to celebrate my inlaws 40th wedding anniversary!!!
WHATEVER !!! I guess that'll be my motto!!
Beth


BethRudy- Uh oh, they aren't like those hostile ex smokers, are they?

My FIL HATES smokers and is really vocal about it.....publicy...to strangers! When he gets going, I just want to say "Hey! You smoked for over 20 years! Quit yer yapping about it"

But I always chicken out.

I had gastric bypass 5 years ago in May. I used to weigh almost 400 pounds. 200 pounds later (LESS LOL), I did have the elephant skin taken off my torso, but no one here can do the arms or legs. So my abs are flat, my chest perky, and I have the batwings and hanging thighs to top it all off! LOL

I still get diet advice from people larger than me who never had the surgery.

Or, if I mention I had it done, I'm met with "Everyone I know who had it done gained all their weight back"

Even family members!

I feel your pain.I know that the likelyhood of me gaining it all back is pretty slim after 5 years, but the mental weight will always be there.

If it makes you feel better.....


While I didn't notice loads of hanging flesh onboard, I saw LOTS of hair.

and not just Tribbles


You know.


Hair


THERE

not shaven, waxed, plucked, or lasered.


You K-N-O-W!
 
My niece went to Utica College, and I live in Endicott (near Binghamton.)
I loooovee your story and everyone's comments as well! I have a hard time trying to figure out what the right thing to do at work....do I work? Or do I read your trip report. Hmmmm......not a tough one to figure out. I am constantly laughing out loud! Thank you for making me feel like I am really there. Not that I really know what it is like to be there -yet- but you know what I mean!

manntra- There will always be work. Fun? Laughing so hard you get breathless and a stitch in your side? Those are the rare moments.

If you need it, I could write a note to your teacher/boss to excuse you. Just tell em you have cramps. Even if you don't.

That always works for me.


Even now.
 
And I'm originally from Vestal.
Enjoying the trip report. I wrote one for our 2005 4-night, and the Gluttons have inspired me to attempt to resize it for the DIS. It's 19 pages, with a blank line between paragraphs. DW is using it for her scrapbook.

Sean


PaDisneyCouple- You have to show us your trip report.

Also, you have to bring chocolate.

Are you near HERSHEY's? Being in Pennsylvania, do you get a resident discount?

on dark chocolate?

Is there a limit?

Can you send it?


Now?
 
OK. I have been reading this thread also waiting to see what you look like. So I have come to this conclusion. You are famous!!!! Maybe you are Britney Spears...Nahhhh she was in rehab. Or maybe Demi Moore. Nahhh, she had three kids. :rolleyes:

Nope...she's not famous...

She's in witness protection!!! :lmao:
 
Beth, I think I can help with that "who cares" feeling....I am looking for "friends" to go on the tequila/margarita taste testing on the ship!!:lmao: Maybe then we will get up the nerve to take off the cover-ups!
Karen

Madisonznana- Now that's what I wanna do!

I want to sign up for the martini, margarita, wine, beer, mojito, mambo, port, ale, and Bloody Mary tasting.

I won't promise to like them all


But I promise to try them

Ok, not any that have worms in the bottom.

I'm not THAT adventurous.

and I'll take my pool wrap off, but the granny suit circa 1900's stays firmly in place


along with my black socks and shower cap
 
The Mouse called.

He said "Get off my boat!"

Or did he?


No, he muttered something intelligible in my ear that made me flop out of bed, giving the Chief a sharp elbow to the ribs.

What an absolutely rotten day. A stinker. Crummy. Lousy even.

We didn't shower, we knew the post cruise depression wouldn't just wash off.

We dragged the kids out of bed, got dressed, made one last check of the stateroom for belongings, crammed our pajamas and toiletries (well we DID wash and use toothpaste...on a toothbrush...on our teeth)in a bag.

and walked out of one fantastic stateroom.

Up our to Animator''s Palate for breakfast.

Salomie and Tomas seemed in high spirits.

The Gluttons? The Gluttons were in a funk.

The Prince and Princess wanted to order one of each thing off the menu.

I saw Salomie look alarmed when the kids said this, but Tomas chirped "No problem!" and off he went to fulfill two mopey kids' last meal wish before execution.

OK, not execution, but leaving the ship feels horrible.

All those things we didn't get to do. All those things we didn't get to see. I'd only Focked one person and scared them. No DISsers spotted. Lost my camera and its cool housing AND the terrific pictures I'd taken still left on it.

What a downer!

I ate the speedy, zippy quickie breakfast Salomie suggested. The Chief was ominously quiet.

The prince and princess were eating donuts, bagels, pancakes, eggs, breakfast meats, the kitchen sink, and whatever else Tomas could find for them. He knelt down by my chair and told me about his loved ones back in the Czech Republic and that his toddler daughter is nonvocal and medical professionals do not know why. He said he knew I was a nurse and wanted to know if I knew when she would speak.

Tomas had tears in his eyes. I saw his desperation, his sadness, his hope.

I saw that working on the Disney Wonder was how he was trying to provide for his treasured loved ones back home whom he missed terribly and felt helpless to aid.

I wished I'd tipped that man more than I had. I wished I could have given him more than candy in that gift bag.

I wished I could have given him an answer about his daughter's silence.

Tomas took my hand in his and thanked me and my family for coming on the cruise. Salomie thanked us too and encouraged us to visit Ocho Rios, Jamaica where she hails from.

With our tote bag in hand, we left Animator's Palate, followed the line of people headed towards the atrium. Over the gangplank. into the terminal, where the signs read "See Ya Real Soon", down the escalator, to a CM manned desk with a sign announcing it as "Lost and Found" to inquire once more about the camera.

No, no camera.

We reached a line of porters, asking if we needed help with our bags. We accepted and the porter wheeled his hand truck over to the red section (we had red Mickey luggage tags delivered to the stateroom the night before by Ronald which we affixed to our luggage before tossing outside our stateroom door). He grabbed our luggage and wheeled it out of the terminal at breakneck speed, the Gluttons hurrying behind him.

He helped us cram that luggage into the KIA, thanked us for the tip, and off he went.

It was over. Done. Too fast. We weren't ready. The Gluttons were just warming up, hitting their stride, releasing endorphins, breaking past the wall. How could it already be over when it just barely began?


We pulled out of the parking lot, right behind a Disney Cruise Line bus, and out onto the freeway.

The chief followed the DCL bus for a while, eventually passing them. More silence. It hit him too. Mr Toughguy was moping too. It wasn't just the wilder Gluttons. I felt it. Even Tribbles jokes wouldn't have lifted the dark cloud of despair hanging over me.

We saw DCL buses heading towards the Port on the other side of the highway. I think the Gluttons would have sold their orqans at that moment to be on one of those buses.

But the Gluttons needed to shake off their funk!

The Gluttons had a date with a Mouse.

It wasn't over yet... not by a long shot!

26. Breakfast the last morning is really rushed. They want passengers off that ship early. So make sure everything is done the night before.

27. Be prepared for the post cruise depression thing. While rebooking seemed to help, knowing your next cruise is closer than 19 months away really would have helped.

Next up: The Gluttons are hicks.....
 
I think the VA might be a good match. You can either get on USAJOBS.gov or on the VA website, click on careers and then healthcare careers. The VA usually will be the higher paying hospital in the area and you get great benefits.

Congrats on the weight loss, I am trying to shed some before our Disney cruise, I'd hate to be harpooned by mistake at Castaway Cay while I snorkle. That is a cool surgery to assist in but not my cup of tea I prefer ENT.

A great trip report. I truly enjoyed it and was getting depressed along with you as you were leaving. As much as I cant wait to go on our trip I know it will be over before we know it.
 
The Mouse called.

What an absolutely rotten day. A stinker. Crummy. Lousy even.
!" and off he went to fulfill two mopey kids' last meal wish before execution.

OK, not execution, but leaving the ship feels horrible.

What a downer!

It was over. Done. Too fast. We weren't ready. The Gluttons were just warming up, hitting their stride, releasing endorphins, breaking past the wall. How could it already be over when it just barely began?

27. Be prepared for the post cruise depression thing. While rebooking seemed to help, knowing your next cruise is closer than 19 months away really would have helped.

.....


No, No, No....I don't want to get off:sad2: I'm not ready, I need more time....Wait I did not even go yet! Wheeewww, the dream was to real!
I feel your pain and I didn't really feel it myself yet!:scared:

Karen
 
I think the VA might be a good match. You can either get on USAJOBS.gov or on the VA website, click on careers and then healthcare careers. The VA usually will be the higher paying hospital in the area and you get great benefits.

Congrats on the weight loss, I am trying to shed some before our Disney cruise, I'd hate to be harpooned by mistake at Castaway Cay while I snorkle. That is a cool surgery to assist in but not my cup of tea I prefer ENT.

A great trip report. I truly enjoyed it and was getting depressed along with you as you were leaving. As much as I cant wait to go on our trip I know it will be over before we know it.
CDolacki2003- Thanks! I'll check out the VA!

Don't worry about Castaway Cay. All that elephant skin floats. Other than the CMs trying to slide a Mickey Tray underneath me and urge other passengers to shove bits of shrimp into my mouth, no one pulled out any harpoons.

I DID see the Kracken though, he complimented me and told me he didn't know eagle rays had such short tails.
 
No, No, No....I don't want to get off:sad2: I'm not ready, I need more time....Wait I did not even go yet! Wheeewww, the dream was to real!
I feel your pain and I didn't really feel it myself yet!:scared:

Karen

Madisonznana- I've tried to explain my ever present storm cloud to friends, but they just aren't sympathetic.

I know I should be more understanding. It was snowy and well below zero here in Montana while I was off enjoying 80 degree days and foo foo drinks with Precious.

At least the snow melted before we came back.


Thanks for understanding.
 
Beth, I think I can help with that "who cares" feeling....I am looking for "friends" to go on the tequila/margarita taste testing on the ship!!:lmao: Maybe then we will get up the nerve to take off the cover-ups!
Karen

Depending on the time of it....we might go to the margarita tasting!:)
 
pppiglet-If you get DISbutt, it makes you susceptible to DISroids, DISveins, DIShandles, DISchins, DIScrowsfeet, DIScarpaltunnel, and even DIStoe (from pointing your toe outwards beyond its normal range of motion when you're reading something so DISfunny in the middle of the night on DIS that you straighten one leg way out in front of you, pointing that toe to the point of tendon strain pain to keep from laaghing out loud)

Come on, I know I'm not the only one who's done that.


Oh, and DISsinus from snorting beverages through your nostrils while DISLaughing.

Ahhhh...that's what we all suffer from a DISease!:laughing:
 


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