rastahomie
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I want to be cremated, with some of my ashes scattered at Disney World (I know, you're not supposed to do that, they'll just get vacuumed up, yada yada yada), some at Wrigley Field (you're not supposed to do that, either), and the rest poured into the Atlantic Ocean off Daytona Beach (so I can relive Spring Break 1990 for all eternity!). I've instructed Mrs. Homie that if she tries to pull a fast one and bury me in the traditional Western fashion, or inter me in a mausoleum, or whatever, I will come back from the dead and haunt her. From dust I came, to dust I shall return, as they say.
Mrs. Homie wants to do this thing where they mold your ashes into some biodegradable michegas and something to do with a seed, and to be planted into a tulip poplar in our front yard. It will make a great selling point for our descendants when it's time to sell the house! "As an added bonus, the remains of the former owner are right there in that tree!")
Mrs. Homie wants to do this thing where they mold your ashes into some biodegradable michegas and something to do with a seed, and to be planted into a tulip poplar in our front yard. It will make a great selling point for our descendants when it's time to sell the house! "As an added bonus, the remains of the former owner are right there in that tree!")
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