Things you can do with a golf cart:
Ride around drunk
Ride around poking small children with long sticks
Ride around looking for bunnies to run over
Ride around looking for grannies to run over
Pull up next to people who are walking and offer them a ride, then speed off when they attempt to get in
Pull up next to kids on bikes...then offer them candy
Park next to a tree, lay on the ground next to it with ketchup on your face and see if anyone calls 911
See how long you can sit in it while parked on the pier for the Magic Kingdom boat before the mickey police come'a runnin ya off!!
drive it into the lake and see how many times you can spell MISSISSIPPI before its completely underwater.
Stand next to it while wearing an obscenely skimpy Speedo, and ask passers by to snap your picture posing next to it.
Drive around screaming ITS A SMALL CAR AFTER ALL.
Tie beer cans to the back of it, shoe polish JUST MARRIED on the windshield and have a blow up latex sheep as your passenger.
Drive one 5mph in front of the Disney busses,pretending to be deaf and blind for at least 6 city blocks(my personal favorite).
Drive it naked at midnight. (best done in the spring and summer months)
There are endless possibilities to having fun in a golf cart at the fort,just use your imagination and prey on the innocent!