What Can I Do With A Golf Cart?

[BigDaddyRog]

Rog. I have got to meet you sometimes! Can I ride on your cart with you?

Anytime Vick, anytime...bring your LITTLE BO PEEP costume!!!

 

[3gr8kids]

Things you can do with a golf cart:

Ride around drunk
Ride around poking small children with long sticks
Ride around looking for bunnies to run over
Ride around looking for grannies to run over
Pull up next to people who are walking and offer them a ride, then speed off when they attempt to get in
Pull up next to kids on bikes...then offer them candy
Park next to a tree, lay on the ground next to it with ketchup on your face and see if anyone calls 911
See how long you can sit in it while parked on the pier for the Magic Kingdom boat before the mickey police come'a runnin ya off!!
drive it into the lake and see how many times you can spell MISSISSIPPI before its completely underwater.
Stand next to it while wearing an obscenely skimpy Speedo, and ask passers by to snap your picture posing next to it.
Drive around screaming ITS A SMALL CAR AFTER ALL.
Tie beer cans to the back of it, shoe polish JUST MARRIED on the windshield and have a blow up latex sheep as your passenger.
Drive one 5mph in front of the Disney busses,pretending to be deaf and blind for at least 6 city blocks(my personal favorite).
Drive it naked at midnight. (best done in the spring and summer months)

There are endless possibilities to having fun in a golf cart at the fort,just use your imagination and prey on the innocent!

Hey man - who stole my bucket list and gave you a copy?

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Most countries would have me executed if they were to see my bucket list!!

 

[liv luvs disney]

Where's that- we'd love to know


Absolutely too funny Rog- don't forget to jam It's a Small World so that it's stuck in everybody's head...

Well, I've read on here that the free food is not in any one particular place. It can be found in various crockpots throughout the grounds. You just have to look (and smell) around.

 

[liv luvs disney]

Most countries would have me executed if they were to see my bucket list!!

I am new around here and I've been trying to figure out where you people have been all my life? But, my question is...what is a bucket list?

 

[YellowXterra]

Its a list of things you want to do before you "kick the bucket" so to speak. Its also a movie.

 

[Gatordad]

lol, Rog is back.

Things you can do with a golf cart:

Ride around drunk
Ride around poking small children with long sticks
Ride around looking for bunnies to run over
Ride around looking for grannies to run over
Pull up next to people who are walking and offer them a ride, then speed off when they attempt to get in
Pull up next to kids on bikes...then offer them candy
Park next to a tree, lay on the ground next to it with ketchup on your face and see if anyone calls 911
See how long you can sit in it while parked on the pier for the Magic Kingdom boat before the mickey police come'a runnin ya off!!
drive it into the lake and see how many times you can spell MISSISSIPPI before its completely underwater.
Stand next to it while wearing an obscenely skimpy Speedo, and ask passers by to snap your picture posing next to it.
Drive around screaming ITS A SMALL CAR AFTER ALL.
Tie beer cans to the back of it, shoe polish JUST MARRIED on the windshield and have a blow up latex sheep as your passenger.
Drive one 5mph in front of the Disney busses,pretending to be deaf and blind for at least 6 city blocks(my personal favorite).
Drive it naked at midnight. (best done in the spring and summer months)

There are endless possibilities to having fun in a golf cart at the fort,just use your imagination and prey on the innocent!

 

[bord1niowa]

Hmmm, I could probably fit that on a XXlarge T-shirt

 

[liv luvs disney]

Its a list of things you want to do before you "kick the bucket" so to speak. Its also a movie.

Oh, thanks. And I see you are a fellow Tennessean as well.

 

[vick]

Anytime Vick, anytime...bring your LITTLE BO PEEP costume!!!

I don't think you'd want to see me in a costume like that.

 

[liv luvs disney]

What was the original question in this post and did it ever get answered? I think I even had some questions, but I don't remember if they ever got answered either. Regardless, I sure have laughed my tail off. You guys ain't right!

Sorry, I had a blonde moment...Oh yeah, what to do with a golf cart...that's what was so stinkin' funny! But I don't think the poster was expecting these replies. That's why I like this "group".

 

[BigDaddyRog]

I am new around here and I've been trying to figure out where you people have been all my life? But, my question is...what is a bucket list?

See this 30 second informational video for references...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPOhFZuFQg

 

[liv luvs disney]

See this 30 second informational video for references...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPOhFZuFQg

Thanks.

Just thought I'd let you know that I read your list to my Mom over the phone this evening and she had to take one of her nitroglycerins to keep from having a heat attack! Just kidding, but she did laugh hysterically, as I did, for a long, long time!

Seriously, you made my day!!

 

[Shan-man]

I can't tell squat from this rinky-dink map I have.

May I recommend the Google Earth Site Map? A lot more detail than on the official Fort maps, and there is even a measuring tool so you can see just how far things are from each other. You can get it here.

 

[ntsammy5]

 

[liv luvs disney]

I will NOT let my 12 year old see this picture as he will certainly want to try it!

 

[liv luvs disney]

May I recommend the Google Earth Site Map? A lot more detail than on the official Fort maps, and there is even a measuring tool so you can see just how far things are from each other. You can get it here.

Shan-man, I tried this last week. My computer is archaic and I am technologically challenged! I may see if my neighbor can help me out with this. Thank you though...you are so helpful.

 

[Tigger0624]

See this 30 second informational video for references...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPOhFZuFQg

Glad Rog is back!!!! I sooooooo needed a good laugh tonight and you making the rabbit kick the bucket was a blast!!! Its a good thing I wasnt drinking!!!

The rabbit kicked the bucket...the rabbit kicked the bucket....

 

[Flametamr]

Thats why we all love Rog so much. He breaks things down into the simplest form and brings joy to the masses.

 

[momoffive]

LOL Rog too funny! Even made my DH laugh.
Loretta