What are Your Favourite Film (Movie) Quotes?

[WeirdTigger27]

Inigo: "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father prepare to die!"
(Montoya has Rugen trapped now)
Inigo: "Offer me money!"
Rugen: "Yes!"
Inigo: "Power too promise that!"
Rugen: "All that I have and more. Please."
Inigo: "Offer me everything I ask for."
Rugen: "Anything you want!"
Inigo: "I want my father back you (SOB)!"

Miracle Max: "Have fun stormin' da castle!"

Something I've wanted to yell at Disney: "EVERYBODY MOVE!!"

Inigo: "Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"
Fezzik: "If there are, we all be dead."
Vizzini: "No more rhymes now, I mean it."
Fezzik: "Anybody want a peanut?"

Vizzini: "He didn't fall?! INCONCEIVABLE!"
Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

and of course "As you wish."

(all from The Princess Bride)

 

[XOoOoVEEoOoOX]

" Our love Fern, you let it DIE!"

"Hi, Its MEEEEE"! -

Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out!
Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes, I can!
Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!

all these are from How to loose a Guy in 1o Days



"The code is more like guidelines than actual rules" - Captain Barbosa POTC
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request... Means no." Captain Barbossa POTC

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "- Cpt. Jack POTC

"Not all treasure is silver and gold mate" - Cpt Jack =POTC

 

[Vivianne]

I'll always remember this one from the Wizard of Oz:

The Wizard to Tin Man:
And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.

 

[tnmom25]

"April 25th... not too cold, not too hot, all you need is a light jacket" - Cheryl when asked about her perfect date, Miss Congeniality
"Sorry, I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap!" - Victor, Miss Congeniality

"There's something amuck with this spongecake"
"I could really go for some Milk Duds" "We don't have any, I could send out for one" "Don't be ridiculous, if you're going to send out, why not get a whole box?!"
"Now, that's just silly, have you met everyone on the planet?"
- Two Weeks Notice

"Grow up Arthur" "Easy for you to say, you don't have 50 pairs of short pants hanging in your closet" - Arthur Bach & his uncle, Arthur

 

[Demosthenes]

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.

Galadriel: opening narrative.

Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.

holding the Ring out to Frodo after dropping it in the fire
Gandalf: Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool.
Drops the Ring into Frodo's palm
Gandalf: What do you see? Can you see anything?
Frodo: Nothing. There's nothing.
Gandalf: Gandalf sighs in relief... then letters appear on the ring
Frodo: Wait... there are markings. It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.
Gandalf: There are few who can. The language is the that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
Frodo: Mordor?
Gandalf: In the common tongue it reads "One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them."

Gandalf: Everything depends now upon speed and upon the secrecy of [Frodo's] quest. Do not regret your decision to leave him. Frodo must finish this task alone.
Aragorn: He's not alone. Sam went with him.
Gandalf: Did he? Did he indeed? Good. Yes, very good.

Treebeard: Hroom, hm, come, my friends. The Ents are going to war. It is likely that we go to our doom. The last march of the Ents.

Sam: after fighting Shelob the giant spider, and seeing Frodo wrapped up Oh No! Frodo... Mr.Frodo wake up... Don't leave me here alone. Don't go where I can't follow... Wake up.

Aragorn: Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*

Sam: Both are overcome by exhaustion Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?
Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark. There's... There's nothing. No veil between me and the wheel of fire. I can see him... with my waking eyes.
Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all. Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you.

Frodo: after destroying the Ring I can see the Shire. The Brandywine River. Bag End. The Lights in the Party Tree.
Sam: Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I were to marry someone, it would have been her. It would have been her.
sits down and begins to cry
Frodo: leans over and hugs him I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.

At Aragorn's coronation ceremony, after all present bow to the newly crowned king
Aragorn: to Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry My friends, you bow to no-one.
entire kingdom follows Aragorn's lead, and bows to the four hobbits

 

[Snoopygirl]

Are you telling me that this sucker is Nuclear??!!!
Marty to Doc on Back to the Future

 

[agnes!]

"Face it girls...I'm older and I have more insurance."​

Kathy Bates as "Evelyn Couch" in "Fried Green Tomatoes"​

 

[CobraBubbles]

Hugh Grant Quotes:

One of the funniest lines ever, from Mickey Blue Eyes:

"Just a little screw-up. But what the hee? Me got it under contwol. Fuggedaboudid."

From Love Actually:

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around."ice

From 2 Weeks Notice:

"Pokemon?"

"Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet?"

From About A Boy:

"No, no, you've always had that wrong about me. I really am this shallow."

 

[WeirdTigger27]

Frodo: Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of.
Gandalf: Indeed?
Frodo: Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected.
Gandalf: If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.
Frodo: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.

Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: It comes in pints?
Pippin: I'm getting one.

Aragorn: If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will.

Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.

Gimli: Dwarf doors are invisible when closed.
Gandalf: Yes, Gimli, their own masters cannot find them, if their secrets are forgotten.
Legolas: Why doesn't that surprise me?

Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.
Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.

Aragorn: (to Frodo) I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor.

Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

 

[tnmom25]

"He didn't see Rocky" ~ Mr. Mom

"Why would I be nude ma?" ~ EDtv

 

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