What are Your Favourite Film (Movie) Quotes?

[Demosthenes]

I forgot my personal favorite:

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
(He pronounces it ee-gor)
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

From Young Frankenstein.

 

[What the Heck]

"I'm shocked, shocked I say to find out that gambling has been going on in this establishment" ... "here are your winnings sir" - Casablanca

"Did I mention that your job is on the line?" - The Princess Bride

"I don't think that word means exactly what you think it means" - The Princess Bride

"Oh Warriers, come out to Play"

"Hey Boo"

"I love moments like that, I like to wave at them as they pass" - POTC 2

 

[gabbyrosebud]

Oh, I thought of another one! My all time favorite. Drum roll please...

"I've got a Rock." Charlie Brown, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

My heart breaks for Charlie every time!

 

[Tinker-Bee]

Towanda! Fried Green Tomatoes

 

[gw_lit]

"220, 221... whatever it takes..." - Mr. Mom

Dark Helmet: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Lone Star: "What does that make us?"
Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing..." - Spaceballs

 

[CobraBubbles]

Another good one from Spaceballs:

"And that is why evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb"

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I can't resist my top Spaceballs line...I apologize in advance...

"It's MegaMaid, sir! She's gone from suck to blow!"

 

[tnmom25]

"Oh, you're a hedge" - Arthur
"I've never really understood the meaning of that term, but no, I am not &^%%ing you" - Melanie, Sweet Home Alabama
"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere" - Everett, O' Brother Where Art Thou
"220, 221, whatever it takes" Mr. Mom
"20 minutes, 30 tops then we pull the Aunt Emily" Mr. Mom
"Kenny, did I tell you not to touch the grapefruit?!" Mr. Mom
"arent' waiters wonderful, you ask them for things and they bring them to you. Same principle as Santa Clause" - Arthur
"It's all fun and games until someone gets shot in the leg" Armageddon
"Are you saying I'm some kind of MENTAL PERSON?" - How to Lose a Guy in 10 days



I'm a big movie buff, so I'm sure I'll think of more as soon as I click "submit reply"

 

[Stitch Inside]

I forgot my personal favorite:
Quote:
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
(He pronounces it ee-gor)
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?



From Young Frankenstein.

Abby Something.

 

[BalooTheBear]

"Dying ain't much of a living...." ~ Josey Wales

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." ~ Humphrey Bogart (Casablanca)

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" ~ Treasure of Sierra Madre

"That's *Hedley*" ~ Hedley Lamarr

"I must have killed more men than Cecil B. Demille" ~ Waco Kid

"Mongo only pawn... in game of life" ~ Mongo

(Blazing Saddles)

 

[MichelleVW]

Yes!! I would like some VODKA--Ashton Kutcher in Guess Who.

AHHHH KELLY CLARKSON--40 year old virgin

 

[CobraBubbles]

"Oh, you're a hedge" - Arthur
"I've never really understood the meaning of that term, but no, I am not &^%%ing you" - Melanie, Sweet Home Alabama
"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere" - Everett, O' Brother Where Art Thou
"220, 221, whatever it takes" Mr. Mom
"20 minutes, 30 tops then we pull the Aunt Emily" Mr. Mom
"Kenny, did I tell you not to touch the grapefruit?!" Mr. Mom
"arent' waiters wonderful, you ask them for things and they bring them to you. Same principle as Santa Clause" - Arthur
"It's all fun and games until someone gets shot in the leg" Armageddon
"Are you saying I'm some kind of MENTAL PERSON?" - How to Lose a Guy in 10 days

O, Brother Where Art Thou has so many funny quotes...I love that one! George Clooney has some of the best lines:

"You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."
"Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork."
"Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies of the ******* field or... hell! Take at look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope. "
"A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man. "

I can't believe I forgot about it

 

[tnmom25]

"Babies... you're better off raisin' tomatoes" - Matilda

Jenny: "Kids, don't chew on the window sills"
Helen: "Yeah, stick to the table legs like I taught ya" - Raising Helen

"Fixed the newell post"
"Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Hanukkah, kiss my ***, kiss his ***, kiss your ***"
"Have you checked our *****ers lately honey?"
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant"
"I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, Eddie"
- Christmas Vacation ~ One of my all-time favorites!!

"What are you doing, muttonhead?" - Mrs. Connelly - Duplex

"Listen to me medical people"
"I.. just... ate ... a bug"
"ANDREW, are you going to bring me my lemon or am I going to have to squeeze it from my hat"?
"I don't smoke, I never smoke, why do I have to smoke"?
Dean: "None of this ever bothered you before" Annie: "WELL IT BOTHERS ME NOW!!"
- Overboard ~ another one of my favs

 

[tink1953]

"A heart is not judged by how much you love ...but by how much you are loved by others

"Some people without brains do an alful lot of talking don't they?"

both Wizard of OZ

BArb

 

[beagle744]

There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature. -A Mighty Wind

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

I'm not offering, I'm asking IF you drink.-Cher's father, "Clueless"

I'm your WIFE! I am the greatest good you ever gonna get!--The Incredibles

Through hardships untold and dangers unnumbered, I have fought my way here, to the castle beyond the goblin city. To take back the child you have stolen--Sarah, Labyrinth

Goblin king, goblin king! Wherever you may be! Come and take this child of mine far away from me!--Sarah, Labyrinth

I wish the goblins WOULD come and take you away. Right now.--Sarah, Labyrinth

What? I don't have wings!
Of course not, you're a boy.--Jen and Kira, The Dark Crystal

Questions, questions too many questions!--Aughra, The Dark Crystal

That's pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street. I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the Schwinn.--Kermit the Frog, The Muppet Movie

Fozzie: Oh, I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Well, then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you? --The Muppet Movie

Bernie: You, you with the banjo, can you help me? I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna? --The Muppet Movie

Kermit: [watching Gonzo fly over the fair with a handful of balloons] Hey Gonzo, what are you doing?
Gonzo: About seven knots!--The Muppet Movie

Kermit, does this film have socially redeeming value?--Sam the Eagle,The Muppet Movie

Zoot. Sax is your ax. Uh-oh. Zoot skipped a groove again.-Floyd, The Muppet Movie

Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip.--The Swedish Chef

Memorable Quotes from
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Billy Bones: Beware lads! Beware.
Jim Hawkins: What, the one-legged man?
Billy Bones: Aye. But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun, until somebody loses an - Ahhhh!

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Rizzo: What's wrong?
Gonzo: It just feels so weird.
Rizzo: You mean that Mr. Arrow's dead?
Gonzo: Yeah, that... and my pants are filled with starfish.
Rizzo: You and your hobbies.

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Statler: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
Waldorf: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.--Muppet Treasure Island

Easy Pete: [sobbing] Dead Tom's dead. Long John shot him!
Walleyed Pike: But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called Dead Tom. --Muppet Treasure Island

TOV

 

[tnmom25]

"Oh, what did ya drop it?" - Dory
Finding Nemo

"Don't look at me, I'm not bitin' no more butts" Mushu, Mulan

"This one tastes like the cow got into a patch of onions...Yesss!"
"My lips hurt real bad!"
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner" - Napoleon
"Don't be jealous cause I've been sitting around chatting online with babes... all day" - Kip
"Make yourself a dang quesadilla" - Grandma
Napoleon Dynamite

"You got a diet anything? I'm like 99.9% parched here, could really use a cola" - book store guy
"Anger works too" - Just Like Heaven

"... they're fast food people"
"Don't start, ok" - neighbor
"no idea what that means" - Nigel or Kyle
"They set me on fire!!!" - Hank
"Nora, honey, wanna help me in the kitchen make a pie, say the rosary, look at a picture of Grandma?" - Kate (THIS IS THE BEST!!!)
Cheapter by the Dozen

"doodoocacapoopoo" Evan during his gibberish rant, Bruce Almighty

"Fragile... must be Italian"
"He looks like a deranged Easter bunny"
"I can't put my arms down"
"Fa ra ra ra ra. ra ra ra ra"
The Christmas Story

"Bless this highly nutritious microwaveable macaroni & cheese dinner, and the people who sold it to me on sale" - Kevin, Home Alone

 

[tnmom25]

Thought of a couple more before I go to bed...

"Do not seek the treasure" "We thought you was a toad"
"I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T"
"I wasn't hit by no train"
O, Brother Where Art Thou

"Are you a pothead Focker?"
"You can't say 'bomb' on an airplane" "bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb"


"DINA, GET UP AND MAKE GREG A CAPUCCINO... SHAKE A LEG WOMAN!"

 

[tmasingo]

"Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable." -Oscar, Armageddon

Now I want to go watch this movie. I swear it had some of the best lines ever

"Don't mess with the bull, young man! You'll get the horns." Vernon, The Breakfast Club.

"Could you describe the ruckus, sir?" Brian, The Breakfast Club.

Another favorite from this movie is

"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

Some of my faves...

"You are evil, and you must be destroyed." ~Steel Magnolias

"Look down the road to her wedding. I'm in a room alone with her, fixing her veil, fluffing her dress, telling her no woman has ever looked so beautiful. And my fear is she'll think, "I wish my mom were here."

"And my fear is... she won't." ~Stepmom

"Sanka...you dead?"
"Ya, man." ~Cool Runnings

 

[Kitty 34]

"You know these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin." Captain Jack Sparrow

Shelby

Yep, that's mine!!