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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for
all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole
dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years
to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate
the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and bred them with the
meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and
removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest
dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel
bars that were 5" thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up
with a strange looking animal. It was a 9-foot-long
Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there
was no way that this dog could possibly last 10
seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened, the Dachshund came out of
it's cage and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and
charged the American Dachshund--but when it got close
enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and
consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing
left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief.
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We
had our best people working for 5 years with the
meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
That's nothing," said Bush. "We had the best plastic
surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator
look like a weenie dog." GOD BLESS AMERICA
all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole
dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years
to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate
the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and bred them with the
meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and
removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest
dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel
bars that were 5" thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up
with a strange looking animal. It was a 9-foot-long
Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there
was no way that this dog could possibly last 10
seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened, the Dachshund came out of
it's cage and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and
charged the American Dachshund--but when it got close
enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and
consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing
left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief.
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We
had our best people working for 5 years with the
meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
That's nothing," said Bush. "We had the best plastic
surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator
look like a weenie dog." GOD BLESS AMERICA
