WDW Water!!!

[DisneyJen]

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ALERT >>>> WARNING >>>>

EXECUTE OPERATION 71

Jas we need to move to a more secure channel ... seems like our com channel has been compromised. Please advise.


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[Miss Jasmine]

Well there is no point going on the secure channel. There will be deliveries of cones of silence to all WDWWDS execs while a new system is brought on-line.

 

[Tigger_spy]

Good work Dale!
Now report to the WDWWPS Headquarters, and await further instructions.
You must take caution, it seems that Dynamo and Captain 71 are hot on our tails, but if you use the secret underwater escape routes, you will be fine.
By the way, attention WDWWDS members, WE HAVE NEW COSTUMES!
Did you really think we would keep the same ones? With our utilidor access, we can have whichever ones we want!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

[amandadaddy]

Oh fearless, benevolent, eternally wise, all knowing,.....ah to heck with it, hey OT! I have a suggestion. Our arch enemies are opposed to the drinking of water ( what are the chances these half-wits will be around for any length of time? ), and they're stupid enough to tell us that they're dressing as characters...why don't you have Kim, Captain71 and Super Opossum pin each and every character down and force them to drink some JC juice? That way we could identify and eliminate the evil-doers!

 

[wdwoldtimer]

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Someone go corral Cheryl, she's stumbling around the parks drunk. No telling what will happen if a WDWWPS agent gets a hold of her.

Captain 71, your old super-hero cape is looking a little ratty around the edges, have mlcar get you a new one and tell Super Possum to put the tutu on and help you hunt down the WDWWPS agents. You and Dynamo are doing a great job......but take your time, I'm enjoying this secure location thing. I mean, what more could I ask for?? I'm up here in the tower of Cindy's castle in our secret WDWWDS apartment. I have Jas following me around everywhere, making sure I'm safe...I mean last night when the first rocket exploded during the Fantasy in the Sky show, she dove across the room to shield me with her own body....now that's what I call protection!! (it's cuz she loves me the most, Jen, don't you believe otherwise) Not only that but she can make one heck of a hash pie (got the recipe from madmouse herself), let me tell you! This is the life!

Jen, I've been hearing some reports in the media that I'm "hiding out".....see if you can put a better spin on that. I suggest you use our advantage with ABC News to it's fullest extent....you have a direct line to Jennings and Koppel, don't you?

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[madonna31]

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ALERT _ WARNING - Ok - am I the only one who thinks that the enemy is amung (dare I say it) US??? I tried clicking on profiles of both Tigger and Dale - with no email to send to?!?! With just a couple of posts a piece - it sounds kinda strange if you ask me...

Dare I say it - is Jas keeping a real good eye on OT? Can you see him at all times Jas? Strange that he hasnt been around lately...I mean how else would they get Ulidor passes - I mean what is this 'secure hiding place' anyhow????

Jen - My brother in law works at the Sunglass Hut - I can get us the Men in Black Rayban Sunglasses for half price (only $71 a piece) and they work the same way - we can put them on - then use that flashy pen thing to erase ANYONE's memory with them (I have NO idea what we would need to erase anyone's memory for - but as VP of Entertainment I thought it would add to the 'climax' of our episode)


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[Dale_Kidnapper]

Tigger: I can not make it to headquarters, I got called in for the Ice Cream Social.

Chip is guarding Cheryl in the AP Lounge, we told the CM's she had been drinking the water.
They fully understood and have been giving her coffee and tylenol.

Chip is very gullable I suggest you pick her up immediately.

Note: Next time I suggest we dump Lemon or Prune juice in the water not anything alcholic.

Dale
WDWWPS Lackey

 

[DisneyJen]

MEDIA ALERT AND PHOTO OPPORTUNITY ... FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE....

WDWWDS Founder and CEO wdwoldtimer will be available in 71 minutes for a Q and A on the status of WDWWDS stock as well as plans to eliminate the evil doers of WDWWPS. Meet in the media relations office outside guest services at MK.

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OT I have arranged for Diane Sawyer to do a two-hour PrimeTime exclusive live interview this evening. We are pre-empting "My Wife and Kids," "According to Jim," "Drew Carey" and "The Job." Elizabeth Vargas may want to interview as well on "Downtown" at 10 p.m. You are such a babe magnet that once I called Peter Jennings and the ABC News management team they all agreed that Diane and Elizabeth would be able to show how in touch you are with your femine side.

Please lay off of the pie until after the interviews. I can only spin so much.

I called Koppel but he isn't returning phone call to anyone associated with our parent organization... still is a little miffed about the Letterman thing.

Madonna, please order 71 of those special MiB sunglasses as well as 71 of those eraser thingies. This will make for excellent ratings!

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[cherylp3]

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I am using the old version since Dale told me they haven't been able to crack anything.

As you know I have been kidnapped. I am currently in the EPCOT AP Lounge being guarded by Chip. I convinced Chip that I had to email my mom and was able to use a laptop of a visitor.

I have been told that I will be picked up by another character and then blindfolded and taken to WDWWPS headquarters. Chip and Dale have been interogatting me, lucjly I can easily deflect their questions by complimenting them.

Wait there is someone here in a costume its... oops Gotta log!

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[wdwoldtimer]

A Diane Sawyer interview? Whew, thank God it isn't Barbra Walters.....then she'd try to make me cry about something painful in my past.

I'm not sure if we can trust anything Cheryl's saying at this point. She's probably being coerced.

Is someone going to rescue her or what??

 

[ozzel]

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Captain 71 and Super Possum - I need you to go after Cheryl - I'm at a rear entrance to the WDWWPS headquarters. I've gotten this far without them noticeing me. Part 2 of my plan has worked - ever see Thomas Crown Affair? Good to hear the vaccination program is proceeding. I've got the lab boys working on the counter-agent.

The guard will be changing any minute - then I can make my move.

-Dynamo

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[Higgs22]

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Dynamo...we’re all over it! Come on Super Possum!!!!!!

We will be back in time for the press confrence--save me some of that pie!!!


Captain 71



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[ozzel]

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ALERT ALERT - I need all WDWWDS agents to converge on Soundstage 1 at Studios (I was wondering why the Backstage Pass tour was closed!) WDWWPS headquarters is inside - I've hotwired their security to lock all the doors - they're trapped! Rafiki, Chip and yes, Mickey are all inside along with their lab people. I don't know how long I can keep them from taking back control of the security system. Captain 71 - I hope you got Happy and recued Cheryl because I've got my hands full here!

Repeat - I need all agents to converge on Soundstage 1! No sign of Tigger - that dasterdly character!

-Dynamo

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[Higgs22]

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Dynamo...we have Happy...repeat we have Happy!
He actually came quietly, but he's not talking...we will have to bring him to headquarters for questioning...can we get a team to escort the prisoner????

On my way to the Soundstage...no sign of Tigger yet!!! I will keep my eyes peeled!

Captain 71--over and out

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[ksdave]

HELP!!!
I was kidnapped three days ago by the agent in the Tigger suit (can you imagine?? The gaul!!). They forced me to drink some special water from the HISTA attraction and now I'm the size of a mouse. Not a Mickey, but a real mouse! It took me two days of jumping up and down on this keyboard to write this message.
Please send help! I think they have me hidden in Adventureland, because I smell a real strong odor of Dole Whips. And it's making me really hungry!!

 

[IASW Rider]

Coming to the rescue with a supply of nourishing international waters from the rivers of the Jungle Cruise, KSDave - hang in there! Stay out of sight and do not let anyone accidentally step on you! Will call Jasmine and Ozzel and have their teams converge for rescue and backup!

 

[Higgs22]

Hang in there Dave...Did you see where Tigger went?

Let's all regroup by the Partners statue...we should stick together....the password is 71 Dole Whips!!!!
See you there!!

Captain 71

 

[DisneyJen]

Hope that you all had a chance to see last night's coverage on ABC of wdwoldtimers' interview ... I myself missed it since I was watcing Survivor but that is another thread

I am implementing the media blackout on our vcovert, special ops to extract and enlarge Dave. I need a damage report ASAP so I can start spinning this for the next press conference, which I have scheduled for 71 hours from now.

I am sending 71 pounds of pixie dust to our superheroes

 

[Higgs22]

I missed the interview..when will it be rebroadcast???

Thanks for the pixie dust...supplies were running low!!!!

Over and out

Captain 71

 

[ozzel]

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Well, since no one heard my call for backup - I was unable to contain Rafiki, Chip and Mickey - but I did manage to disrupt their toxin manufacturing - so they don't have any reserve toxin left - only what they may be carrying.

I have spent the night vaccinating waters throughout the world - Epcot is clear, except for Norway and Mexico; WS lagoon/Cresent Lake are also clear; DAk is clear (seems they didn't get a chance to infect it). I'm moving my way up - just got Coronado Springs and I'm heading for Blizzard Beach.

Wait, there's orange fur outside Blizzard Beach - Tigger may be inside - drat, everyone is trying to help ksdave (hey, did anyone go get Cheryl?) - looks like I'm on my own. If you get this message please come by BB - I may need backup.

-Dynamo

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