WDW Water!!!

[Magickndm]

Oh...sorry...I didn't mean the Canadian Madonna.

 

[Higgs22]

Originally posted by madonna31
Ok - first Foo - as in the *Foo Foo Fighters*? (rhymes with poo - poo, that should tell you something) well - whatever turns your crank... *ok Madonna just got reinstated - Madonna is shutting up now* (pssst ...just kidding MK...)

I will take requests but you will have to hold on MK...Higgs my Hades honey gets first pick...so what will it be Higgs???

Madonna…I’m flattered (and flattery will get you everywhere )
I just never thought of myself as a "Hades Honey"…but if it fits….

Anyway…I guess I get to pick the first entertainment….and sorry to say…it won’t be the Foo Fighters…I have 2 problems with them
1) What is Foo?
2) And Why in Heaven’s Name are they fighting it?

And as much as I like Aerosmith…I’m not sure if that is a big enough splash…we need legends to befit the WDWWDS’ legenday status….so I choose a bunch of old British guys….
The Rolling Stones!!!

Hey what can I say, they’re my favorite band….

Let’s party….

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I'm sorry to be going away from the fantasy land here for a minute...but since we have such knowledgable people here, maybe someone will know...last time I was on a plane I didn't notice an air sickness bag. Are they still being provided or is this part of the airline's cutting costs? I guess I could email Delta, but I thought I'd check to see if anyone here remembers seeing a bag on their last flight. TIA.

Back to your regulary scheduled fantasy...

 

[madonna31]

Stones? I can do the Stones (hummm...take that however you like)

I actually know Mick personally (well some guy name Mick - ey, but 'tis the same thing - no?)

Anyhow...my Hades honey - you had me worried for a minute there - I thought you were going to say *Britney Spears*

What is Foo? And Why in Heaven’s Name are they fighting it?

ROTFL!!

 

[Magickndm]

Ok...in defense of my favorite group, I will give a small explanation of what a Foo Fighter is, though, have you ever pondered why a bunch of British guys would want to be called The Rolling Stones?
Here goes:
Toward the end of World War II pilots began reporting seeing strange glowing balls flying around their aircraft at night. The objects seemed to maneuver with great speed and the Allies began to worry that the German's had developed a new weapon with startling capabilities. The objects were dubbed "foo fighters." because of a popular comic strip at the time, Smoky Stover. Smoky was fond of saying "Where there's foo there's fire" and the objects seem to be fiery, rounded shapes.
Class dismissed.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

A little Foo Fighter Fact: The lead guy played drums for Nirvana (I think I got that right, did I MK?)

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Attention all WDWWDS members....

There will be an emergency meeting this afternoon. Please cancel all other meetings and appointments to attend this meeting.

 

[Magickndm]

You are absolutely right Jas.

Any specific time OT, or just sit around and wait all afternoon?

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Excuse me fearless leader...but what time is said meeting, just so I can check my schedule? Thanks.

P.S. Anyone have any clue on the air sickness bag issue? It really has me curious.

 

[Higgs22]

Originally posted by Miss Jasmine
I'm sorry to be going away from the fantasy land here for a minute...but since we have such knowledgable people here, maybe someone will know...last time I was on a plane I didn't notice an air sickness bag. Are they still being provided or is this part of the airline's cutting costs? I guess I could email Delta, but I thought I'd check to see if anyone here remembers seeing a bag on their last flight. TIA.

Back to your regulary scheduled fantasy...

Jas…I flew United to California in December…and come to think of it there was no airsickness bag on my flight…I never thought of it until now….I just thought they cut costs by cutting those free bags of peanuts…Gosh, I miss those….

OK…back to Fantasyland…
MK…I want to thank you for cleaning up a qustion that had been troubling me for some time… Now I know what Foo is….and why it should be fought!

(Oh by the way…the Stones got their name from an old Blues song…"Papa Was a Rolling Stone…")

As for Madonna…I figured Brittney could come later…in the private after show party…

 

[Magickndm]

One more thing Jas, we flew at Christmas time on Nor"worst" and there were no gag bags anywhere, tho I'm sure if you requested one loudly enough they'd find one for you.

We didn't get peanuts, but we did get pretzels Higgs...I thought maybe the switched since more and more people are allergic to peanuts...

 

[yensid1071]

Thanks for the info Sandi. I learned my one thing for the day. No more learning for me today.

Jas, um, maybe somebody *used* the bag on the previous flight? Or they only provide one bag per row? Just a thought....

A WDWWDS meeting today? Um... "this afternoon"? Can you be more specific? Or is it *all* afternoon? Just curious...

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Wow. This is really intersting. Thanks guys. Anyone else?

 

[mrsapalm]

On all my Continental flights, air sickness bags were in their proper places in the seat pouch in front of me - within easy reach - should I have to see another rerun episode of Everybody Loves Raymond on ContinentalVision. Bleccchhh!
-MrsAPalm

 

[madonna31]

Yeah - meeting?? Time would be nice OT...

Humm...interesting fact on the Foo Foo Fighter thing (you can learn things BESIDES Disney here - imagine that!)

Wish *mine* was as interesting - Madonna was just my mother's name who died of breast cancer when I was 5, hence the reason I kept it as a stage name (as many artists use *fake* names)

Jas - MK is 100% correct - if they don't have one - you can get one...

Ah man Higgs - Britney??? If I get all the girls in the WDWWDS to wear next to nothing like her - will that do? (she can't sing...)

 

[jwill]

US airways has airsickness bags but not in every seat back in my experiences, maybee 1 per group of seats?

Magickndm: Thanks for the history lesson. I know qutie a bit of WWII history but never came upon your fact, you do learn something every day.

 

[Magickndm]

US airways has airsickness bags but not in every seat back in my experiences, maybee 1 per group of seats?

lol jwill...that's a funny visual...people sharing a barf bag, there has to be a MP skit in there somewhere.
Who would have thought I'd be teaching history today.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

The meeting is now.

Well well....interesting reports. Quite revealing transcripts too. Oh yes, I have transcripts of ALL public discussions made daily, for security reasons. Nice system the IT department put in place. It catches ALL posts, even the ones that are edited later. PM's? Well, there's not a lot of "P" in PM you know. Yep I got those too. Sigh...what can I say? I go off on a secret business trip so I can surprise you all for your hard work, dedication and loyalty and this is what happens? That explains the golden calf in the lunch room!

I believe the great Genghis Khan once said, "Any leader can give orders but a successful leader knows when to be quiet, to listen and observe those around him." Wait...maybe it wasn't Genghis Khan who said that, maybe it was the guy who sells Kahn's Hot Dogs near Fenway Park. But screw it, it sounds better when ol Genghis says it.

Well, where do I begin, my dear "loyal" WDWWDS members?
Democracy? Oh sure the WDWWDS is a democracy. Just like Iraq is a democracy. Anyone who has an issue with the WDWWDS Constitution, the Practices and Procedures manual, or the management hierarchy is always welcome to stop by my office! My 1/2" power drill is always charged and ready for just such discussions. Please just stop by and be sure to leave your shoes at the door so we can drill right down to the meat of your problem. Voting? Voting....hmmm...voting?? Oh wait, you mean the thing where everyone says what they want and then we do it the way I say cuz I'm the CEO?? Oh that!!!?? Ok yeah we have voting here. If anyone has any objections please feel free to raise your hand so my machete-armed security officers can come collect it.

Alrightee so what's all this hullabaloo about? Looks like I missed a coup attempt. ROFLMAO Over what? Do you not have the cushy offices? Don't you have the company cars? The huge 6-figure salaries? The unlimited expense accounts? The key to the WDWWDS cellars? The constant flow of chocolate?? I won't even mention the excellent medical with very low co-payments!! Plus there's all the intangibles!! The respect and adoration of your fellow DISers. The pride of your family and friends. The utter coolness of your WDWWDS titles which you all wear proudly.

Yet still there are rumblings of a coup....dissension in the ranks...a mutiny. Over what? Who or what's really behind this? Is it over Madonna's current status in the WDWWDS? I believe I discussed this with my senior VP and it was stated publicly that she would have to go through initiation again for dropping her title. She was never removed from the WDWWDS nor banned from using the executive washroom. Who said that? I didn't. If people would stop planning their power struggles (or partaking in the activities in the second deck of the bus) for half a minute to read Madonna's signature, they'd see that she can have her title reinstated in three short months. IS that too harsh a penalty? Anyone? Please raise your hand up high if you feel this is unfair, so my security officers won't miss it.
MK asked what good is a title if it doesn't mean anything. Precisely so MK!! Well said! (autographed Foo Fighter's CD and a life size poster of Jay for you, Sandi) But what good is a title if you drop it whenever you feel like it? Where is the pride in the WDWWDS when your fellow member casts off his...err...I mean her title and drops it in the toilet?? After all the hard work you did to get yours, you think this action is insignificant? MK waited months for her title and nearly ended up in Divorce court when trying to complete the initiation! AP and JWill were subjected to public ridicule and humiliation from other park guests when they were seeking theirs! All of you fought hard to rid us of the scourge of the WDWWPS to preserve the society. Yet when I stand up for the WDWWDS and all of you, by imposing a fair punishment on our resident Material Girl for disgracing the good WDWWDS name, you try to overthrow me? Someone's been feeding you all poison behind the scenes I think. I am calling upon KP, my trusted Superhero and crime fighter, who notably did NOT participate in the calf ceremony I might add (special Star Wars DVD set and R2D2 model for you, Kim), to get to the bottom of this. Is it the WDWWPS? I don't know. But it's certainly some person or persons who would like to see the WDWWDS disintegrated and divided. Ask yourselves, who stands to win if the WDWWDS goes down or is taken over by hostile forces? Check your water supplies and your PM's and see who is dropping that poison. It isn't your CEO, we don't have chemical weapons here!! Oh those rockets with chemical warheads? Hehe...those are expired!

As much as I would like to let this go, I feel there has to be some sort of penalty for this little uprising. So it hurts me to announce that, until further notice, all PoC '69 in the WDWWDS cellars is off limits. This weeks bonus checks are being cut to 15% instead of the usual 30% of your salary. All flights on the corporate jet must have my approval. And the executive spa will be closing everyday at 5PM until further notice! No more overnight hot tubbing for a while. I admit these are very harsh penalties and some of you are certainly more guilty than others, but it's only fair that it be imposed across the board. As for Miss Ciccone and her role in all this....dear misguided Madonna, come to my office after the meeting so you can be re-educated. Bring the riding crop and the leather boots too.

As for this talk about PM's being sent to me...maybe there's something wrong with my PM box. I haven't received any private requests for leniency from Madonna or anyone else. There must be something wrong with it because come to think of it, I never got the private invite to join the new PG thread either. And I know ALL other WDWWDS members who are here DID get them. Strange.....huh?

I'm sure glad I chose my VP of Security the way I did. That's loyalty to the Society (a case of airsickness bags for you Jas).

Now if no one has any questions, I have a session with our Candian singer in my office to get to.

 

[madonna31]

psst...is OT gone yet???

OMG! I SO did not want to get you all in trouble (honest Higgs), let alone have the executive spa closed everyday at 5PM, nor have the PoC '69 in the cellars off limits....

I am so, so sorry that I dragged you all into this...sigh...here, maybe this will help - *Madonna hands all WDWWDS members their very own bottle water from the Canadian side of Niagara Falls (our side IS better...) and Coffee Crisp's (a GREAT Canadian chocolate bar)*

Does anyone know if I am back in - or do I still have to wait until May?

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Thank you for the airsickness bags. You never know when you may need one.

Quite the meeting.