WDW Water!!!

[jwill]

Has anybody ever seen anyone use one on their flight?

 

[mrsapalm]

I have never seen one in use - but I'm curious as to who has to dispose of it... do you have to get up and dispose of it in the restroom/broom closet, or does a flight attendant take it from you and dispose of it?
-MrsAPalm

 

[Higgs22]

Originally posted by madonna31
psst...is OT gone yet???

OMG! I SO did not want to get you all in trouble (honest Higgs), let alone have the executive spa closed everyday at 5PM, nor have the PoC '69 in the cellars off limits....

I am so, so sorry that I dragged you all into this...sigh...here, maybe this will help - *Madonna hands all WDWWDS members their very own bottle water from the Canadian side of Niagara Falls (our side IS better...) and Coffee Crisp's (a GREAT Canadian chocolate bar)*

Does anyone know if I am back in - or do I still have to wait until May?

That's OK Madonna....don't worry...we won't take it out on you...too much!

 

[madonna31]

You know - that meeting was kinda like my meetings with my boss here (at my *other* job)

The boss just talks and talks and talks (and he thinks that we are all listening to him...)

psst I stole the key for the spa - who's with me?

Hey - if your gonna go down, might as well make it worth your while...

 

[Higgs22]

Whoo whoo...party In the spa!

 

[yensid1071]

**yaaawwwwnnnnnn**
Hmmm? Wha? Oh... I fell asleep here. I remember something about a post that started out like this:

The meeting is now.

Hey, does anyone have a *Readers Digest* version of OT's post? I read a lot of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah (sounded a lot like the adults in a Charlie Brown cartoon ).

And what's with these punishments. I mean, really, how can we be productive members of the WDWWDS without the overnight hot tubbing??? I won't even get into the other punishments. It's just too much. I think I need some time in the spa to get over this.... Where'd Madonna go? Last I saw, she had the key....

 

[Higgs22]

We're in the Spa Jay...come on down!

 

[wdwoldtimer]

.....click......

Ha!!! Now you're all locked in for the night! That'll teach you to obey the rules!! Stuck in there all night.....hot tub....nekkid.....Madonna...hey wait a minute!! Who's got the combination to this lock I used?? Lemme in there!!


Ok Cliff Notes version for Jay....

I'm in charge. Don't like it? Tough. Madonna was a baaad baad girl and needs to be taught a lesson. Anyone wishing to file a complaint will get a manicure and pedicure at the Saddam Hussein Beauty Parlor. That's it, so quit all yer whinin and sabre rattling cuz it won't get you squat.

How's that?

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by wdwoldtimer
Ok Cliff Notes version for Jay....

I'm in charge. Don't like it? Tough. Madonna was a baaad baad girl and needs to be taught a lesson. Anyone wishing to file a complaint will get a manicure and pedicure at the Saddam Hussein Beauty Parlor. That's it, so quit all yer whinin and sabre rattling cuz it won't get you squat.

How's that?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.... still *way* too long. Corporate babble has never held my attention, so you're going to have to make it shorter. I've been in the corporate world so long that I tend to ignore things like this unless they're 20 words or less. Please try again.



I wonder if I could use the Jedi Mind Trick to lift the punishments? Hmmmm.... I'll may have to try that.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Ok how about this....

I am boss. Madonna was naughty. Madonna will get title after posing naked in WDW fountain. Complaints result in torture.

That's 20 words exactly.

Please Jay, give me a break. You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me!! My word is final ... " I am reopening the spa 24/7"

Huh? I didn't say that!! I meant to say I...."am reopening the spa 24/7"

Hah, your Jedi tricks don't work on me!

 

[madonna31]

See - there was a bright side to all of this - we get to have the spa 24/7!!!

Now I believe that I owe *water massages* to my voters....

 

[Higgs22]

I'll take you up on that offer Madonna!!!

 

[madonna31]

My Hades honey!!!

Here you go...

 

[Higgs22]

Ahhh...gotta love the 24/7 spa!!!!

 

[jwill]

How about a band camp story while you are giving Higgs a massage?

 

[Higgs22]

Hey...what is she doing with that flute???

 

[madonna31]

OMG! 2 guys and me AGAIN?!? How do I get so lucky to have this happen all the time?

"One time, at Bandcamp..."

 

[Higgs22]

I can share...but just remember I was here first

 

[jwill]

orig quote by Higgs

I can share...but just remember I was here first

I can deal with that.

 

[madonna31]

WOW! A man who is patient about the *S* word, there's something you don't see everyday!