Wasting away again in Loserville-(all welcome to grab an adult beverage and come in)

[Mkrop]

Ok so I FINALLY went grocery shopping, no more "borrowing" from the neighbors, now who wants to come over and put it all awayf or me!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Whoever said a cold shower in the morning is good for you needs to be beaten about the face and arms.

Just took my sponge bath....brrrrrrrr. God I hope the repairman can fix the well pump today. This is just gross.

A cold shower is never good.
Hopefully they can fix the pump today

Ok so I FINALLY went grocery shopping, no more "borrowing" from the neighbors, now who wants to come over and put it all awayf or me!

You try this everytime you go shopping. Is this not one of the reasons yoy had kids


So I am back from the hospital. Oh the fun I have
Lets just say if you ever go for a test and they offer you a drink they say is chocolate do not fall for it.
Lets just say chug and puke chug and puke is how my morning went

 

[Mkrop]

A cold shower is never good.
Hopefully they can fix the pump today



You try this everytime you go shopping. Is this not one of the reasons yoy had kids


So I am back from the hospital. Oh the fun I have
Lets just say if you ever go for a test and they offer you a drink they say is chocolate do not fall for it.
Lets just say chug and puke chug and puke is how my morning went

Rats! You are catching on to me! I thought since we had some new folks I would give it another shot!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Rats! You are catching on to me! I thought since we had some new folks I would give it another shot!

well newbies must do it for you at least once

 

[mdrob214]

Hey Losers! I can honestly say I am enjoying this Monday!! After 28 hours at the opool this weekend, we decided to take today off as a "Mental Health Day". The kids were thrilled when I brought it up and couldn't believe I would suggest they 'skip' school . I am now the awesomest mom ever. (Until I tell them to clean their rooms ) Even DH deceided to take a day and we all slept in til after 10, showered and went to Taco Bell and Borders. Oh, and icing on the cake--it's sunny and temps in the 60s .

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Hey Losers! I can honestly say I am enjoying this Monday!! After 28 hours at the opool this weekend, we decided to take today off as a "Mental Health Day". The kids were thrilled when I brought it up and couldn't believe I would suggest they 'skip' school . I am now the awesomest mom ever. (Until I tell them to clean their rooms ) Even DH deceided to take a day and we all slept in til after 10, showered and went to Taco Bell and Borders. Oh, and icing on the cake--it's sunny and temps in the 60s .

I glad you had a mental health day But I am telling on you. How dare you allow your kids to skip school. The only reason to do this is for going to Disney

 

[Mkrop]

Happy St Patrick's Day!

 

[mdrob214]

I glad you had a mental health day But I am telling on you. How dare you allow your kids to skip school. The only reason to do this is for going to Disney

I know! Please don't tell on me or "they" will be out to get me! They DID go to school today, though.

 

[JimmyPicker]

Hello Loser friends!

Today is bank day, always an adventure at my house.

It's also "don't let that customer tell you they already paid because they didn't" day. Oooooooooh, the fun of it all!

 

[fraggle551]

so I think I might make cookies. Chocolate chip anyone?

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Yes please! I heart cookies--especially homemade ones!

We are watching Monsters, Inc. I love that movie.

Snowcone? No, no, no, no...don't worry, it's lemon!

 

[LivelyLissa]

Happy hump day!

Here are some obscure facts to make you go "huh!".

• A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
  
• A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
  
• A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
  
• A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
  
• A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
  
• A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
  
• A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
  
• A snail can sleep for three years.
  
• Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
  
• All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
  
• Almonds are a member of the peach family.
  
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  
• Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
  
• Butterflies taste with their feet.
  
• Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
  
• "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
  
• February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon
  
• In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  
• If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
  
• If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
  
• It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
  
• Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
  
• Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
  
• No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
  
• On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
  
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  
• Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  
• Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
  
• "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand; "lollipop" with your right.
  
• The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
  
• The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.
  
• The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
  
• The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
  
• The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
  
• The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
  
• The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
  
• There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
  
• There are more chickens than people in the world.
  
• There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
  
• There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
  
• There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
  
• Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
  
• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
  
• Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
  
• Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Happy hump day!

Here are some obscure facts to make you go "huh!".

• A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
  
• A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
  
• A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
  
• A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
  
• A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
  
• A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
  
• A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
  
• A snail can sleep for three years.
  
• Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
  
• All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
  
• Almonds are a member of the peach family.
  
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  
• Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
  
• Butterflies taste with their feet.
  
• Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
  
• "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
  
• February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon
  
• In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  
• If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
  
• If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
  
• It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
  
• Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
  
• Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
  
• No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
  
• On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
  
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  
• Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  
• Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
  
• "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand; "lollipop" with your right.
  
• The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
  
• The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.
  
• The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
  
• The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
  
• The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
  
• The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
  
• The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
  
• There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
  
• There are more chickens than people in the world.
  
• There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
  
• There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
  
• There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
  
• Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
  
• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
  
• Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
  
• Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

So what? They all just chipped in? Did they all sign the card that was passed around? Wise men--maybe. Cheap--definitely.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

so I think I might make cookies. Chocolate chip anyone?

Any cookies left?

Happy hump day!

Here are some obscure facts to make you go "huh!".

• A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
  
• A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
  
• A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
  
• A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
  
• A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
  
• A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
  
• A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
  
• A snail can sleep for three years.
  
• Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
  
• All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
  
• Almonds are a member of the peach family.
  
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
• Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
  
• Butterflies taste with their feet.
  
• Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
  
• "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
  
• February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon
  
• In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  
• If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
  
• If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
  
• It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
  
• Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
  
• Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
  
• No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
  
• On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
  
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  
• Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  
• Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
  
• "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand; "lollipop" with your right.
  
• The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
  
• The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.
  
• The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
  
• The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
  
• The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
  
• The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
  
• The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
  
• There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
  
• There are more chickens than people in the world.
  
• There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
  
• There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
  
• There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
  
• Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
  
• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
  
• Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
  
• Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Long time no see Lissa
Now I know what to call my boss

 

[BRDof3]

Now I know what to call my boss

Now I know what to call my wife's boss!

 

[BRDof3]

Oh, almost forgot to see if it was too late for a cookie. Pretty, pretty please?

 

[LaraK]

It's never too late for cookies!

 

[BRDof3]

It's never too late for cookies!

I saw you stirring up trouble on a shopping cart thread the other day.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...

I wish my kid liked Sesame Street more. I just feel like a doofus if I sit and watch it alone. They have the best songs (and some pretty good satire) on there!

 

[MNFootballMommy]

What? You don't like my singing?