WANTED - amenable skivvy with understandin and generous nature

SpottyDog · May 22, 2003

Due to a disloyal and unrealistic lack of regard to a Man's need to be nurtured and cared for at all times, me famiy's desertin uz for a week in June.

This presents a fantastic opportunity to any Lady out there who would like to look after a generous, caring and warm Blokey what knows how to give a girly a good time -all the crisps yer can eat while up the Club on a night out with a bag of chips and a snog on the way home.

Bossy types and them that drink owt more expensive than a half of Fed Lager a night need not apply.

Dave (Billy no Mates)

Hilary · May 23, 2003

Dave, what can I say? That's the best offer I've seen for a long time.

Unfortunately, I have a prior engagement to clip the hamster's toe-nails during the whole of June, so wouldn't be able to take advantage of such a fantastic opportunity - although I realise I'd probably be up against some strong competition to even be considered for the job.

Wishing you the best of luck with your search, and wishing Valerie, Garry and Julie the best of luck when they get home!

Minniespal · May 23, 2003

Can't really help you on the female front but if you are open to new things how about I hook you up with my fella.

Unfortunately I am being dragged away by my mates for a week in June to New York.

If you fancy something abit different, he is certainly a challenge, you know how to get in touch!!!!!

kazzie · May 23, 2003

Thats me out then Dave,I drink Jack Daniels & Coke

Gawd what a tempting offer though :rolleyes:

BUT maybe if you included chocolate with the crisps...............

Muppet · May 23, 2003

I'd love to.

You'd have to negotiate terms with him in doors but shouldn't be a problem.

As long as the crisps are salt and vinegar no problem.

Janice · May 23, 2003

Crikey - this might be too good an offer to refuse!

Now....could I give up the Champers??????????

I dont think so! ROFLOL.... :teeth:

WDWfan uk · May 23, 2003

Why am I hearing violins playing ?!

We'll have to get you through this on the 'net Dave (not keen on crisps

)

Sounds like you'll have a lot of washing up to do when you get home Val :teeth:

....... only joking........ I think

!!!

SidB · May 23, 2003

Originally posted by SpottyDog
Bossy types and them that drink owt more expensive than a half of Fed Lager a night need not apply.

Now come on Dave. In these days of equality she should buy her own drinks.

SpottyDog · May 23, 2003

Yer know, yer right Sid.

Bloomin women. Think we're only there for one thing :mad:

AlisonB · May 23, 2003

Dave - I can't possibly wait until June! I'm on my way now!! :smooth:

CarolynU · May 23, 2003

Well Dave, I don't know what to say tempting or what, and at my age I don't see how I could refuse, however I am known for being just a tad bossy or schoolmarmish so I guess that I'm not your type. Shame. If you lower your standards then I'm your gal! LOL Carolyn

Olaf · May 23, 2003

All right, I've been reading this thread, hoping someone would enlighten me. Over here "skivvy" means underwear. I don't think that's what Dave has in mind. I guess it's a female companion over there. Dave, I don't think your bride is going to be too happy with you.

Oh yes, make sure and keep the house clean. Nothing worse than coming home to a messy house.

BONZO · May 23, 2003

Any takers yet Dave?

If it works out I'll send mine off for a couple of weeks! - LOL

WDWfan uk · May 23, 2003

LOL Steph!! Female companion - not exactly :teeth:

!! A Skivvy is ........ "a low-ranking female domestic servant" :rolleyes:

!!!

Astrid · May 23, 2003

Hmmmm ...... chips huh ....... half a lager ........ well, that'll take some serious considering, you know how to tempt a girl don't you Dave.

No, sorry, Billy down in Swansea offered me curry sauce with my chips and a pint of Brains so there's no contest.

Sorry

!!!!!!!

Astrid

signtalker · May 23, 2003

mate failing any other offers, I could do with some back up at work(you could be me bouncer!!!).In return I can offer food and lodgings LOL.

Jules

SpottyDog · May 24, 2003

Well it's a good offer Jules, Pet, but afraid AB's miles ahead on enthusiasm alone at the moment.

Can see where yer comin from Astrid. That Billy's got more money than sense. Curry sauce is 80p a carton yer kna.

Thank you all for your interest in these troubling times, Ladies.

AB, watchin up the road for yer.
If you get here while I'm at work could you iron uz a couple of shirts, make me bed, tape Big Brother and have summat hot and stodgy ready for me tea?
Oh, might be late coz I'll pop in the Club on me way home.

Dave ...
My wife loves Mickey more than me.

Mind I like Newcastle more than her

AlisonB · May 24, 2003

Dave:

summat hot and stodgy ready

That'd be me then! LOL :teeth:

signtalker · May 24, 2003

LOL you two!!!!!!!!!!!!

So has Big Brother started then??!!!!,anybody wanna PM me the gossip.
Jules

Fantasia Sam · May 26, 2003

Dave

I was soooo nearly tempted but I think I'm being sent back out to work, apparently someone spent too much money in Orlando. Now if Paul hadn't had that $3 bottle of water from out of the mini bar in a desperate need for some cold water then we'd be fine

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