wanna play a game........

[macraven]

i take the dare......

the mayor of our town had a 10 year old mare he used to ride.........

 

[macraven]

the marshall in phoenix was a martial arts expert........

 

[metsfan11]

Phil, could you please fill up my cup with some coffee?

 

[bubba's mom]

The bridal party had trouble with the horse's bridle.

 

[macraven]

i had to haul the books down the hall

 

[macraven]

i was a tad hoarse from screaming as the horse i was on started to gallop.

 

[bubba's mom]

I lost my 2 carat diamond ring when I went to feed the horse a carrot!

 

[IMGONNABE40!]

I thought I'd DIE when I saw what my son did with the DYE.

 

[macraven]

it was time to plant the thyme bush.

 

[macraven]

in my whole life, i have never seen a hole that big.

 

[bubba's mom]

Luckily, you don't need a key to gain access to Castaway Cay. ("Cay" is not pronounced "kay"..it IS pronounced "key"...altho, I myself pronounce it "kay")

 

[macraven]

i had to shoo the dog away with myshoe

 

[bubba's mom]

I was sealing a box to be shipped to my realitves for Christmas, when I looked up at the ceiling and noticed a spider!!

**This should be renamed the "macraven & bubba's mom" thread"

 

[macraven]

okay, mac's turn now..........lol


do you think some religious SECTS prefer one SEX over the other when joining their organization?

 

[bubba's mom]

my turn

Do you think that inmate could sell the cot in his cell for some cigarettes?

 

[bubba's mom]

where are ya Mac??

 

[macraven]

busy thinking but have come up with more.


my senses lead me to believe that the census of 2005 were inaccurate

 

[macraven]

the serf rode the surf
without falling off the board......

 

[bubba's mom]

The seller of that house will never sell it without having a cellar.

 

[macraven]

i had to groan when i stepped on the scale and saw how much i had grown over these holidays