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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Three men are waiting outside the delivery room with the
hospital chaplain as the nurse comes out and calls,
"Mr. Smith, congratulations you have twins!"
Mr. Smith replies, "That's so funny because I work
for the Minnesota Twins."
Shortly thereafter another nurse comes out and announces
"Mr. Jones, congratulations you have triplets!"
Mr. Jones replies, "Wow, that's kind of amazing the last
guy worked for the Twins and had twins -- I had triplets
and I work for Triple A."
Just then the third gentleman turns ghostly white and
begins sweating, as he darts for the door the chaplain stops
him and says, "Son, your wife is in having your child why
are you leaving like this?" The gentleman replies "The first
guy had twins and works for the Twins... the second works
for Triple A and had triplets... I work for 7-Eleven."
hospital chaplain as the nurse comes out and calls,
"Mr. Smith, congratulations you have twins!"
Mr. Smith replies, "That's so funny because I work
for the Minnesota Twins."
Shortly thereafter another nurse comes out and announces
"Mr. Jones, congratulations you have triplets!"
Mr. Jones replies, "Wow, that's kind of amazing the last
guy worked for the Twins and had twins -- I had triplets
and I work for Triple A."
Just then the third gentleman turns ghostly white and
begins sweating, as he darts for the door the chaplain stops
him and says, "Son, your wife is in having your child why
are you leaving like this?" The gentleman replies "The first
guy had twins and works for the Twins... the second works
for Triple A and had triplets... I work for 7-Eleven."
