VMK Joke Thread

[PrincessaC]

Im just here for the bear!

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[JeanJoe]

Woot, woot, is this the new VMK prohibition era Surf's Spot?

Then again, all I'm getting is a Jamaica ginger bear.

Im just here for the bear!

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[Buzzfanmom]

I am so glad I found this thread. I really needed a laugh today!

 

[pumpkinfish]

So speaking of codes...

A man walks into a bar...and says ouch!

No, no codes. But it is a Thursday night!

 

[lovethattink]

ROTL! I needed this. Great to start the day with a good chuckle.

 

[Tinkerbelle739]

At first, I was a little sad that my sort-of namesake thread was going to fizzle out so prematurely, despite the best of intentions.

But now -- woot woot -- a pointless thread! Hit it, smack it, beat it with a stick, point out how useless it is, but it still won't die! Now that's a thread worthy of the name Hairball!

On the other hand, I am the Master of Thread Killing. With this post, the thread dies. Good bye, sweet thread. We knew you well. OK, not that well.

Believe me Be, this thread is much better than my "Message for PixieBella" disgusting food combinations thread!

 

[JeanJoe]

Yes, you'd think that a guy named after a cat hairball would get more disgusting food combination posts than "beautiful pixie"?

Just goes to show... hmmm...

Actually, I have no idea what it just goes to show.

Believe me Be, this thread is much better than my "Message for PixieBella" disgusting food combinations thread!

 

[SmileGirl]

ok welcome to the FUNNY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am starter of thi thread, FunnySmileGirl!

plz laugh your heads off at this story-

Ok so one day this guy was walking around and he walked into a telephone pole and got a bump this size of all of VMK.