Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[wallyb]

Sorry West coast peeps - Where were you?
Asleep? Too bad.

Rob - what do you want to do?

 

[rpmdfw]

Sorry West coast peeps - Where were you?
Asleep? Too bad.

Rob - what do you want to do?

Sorry. I just got back from lunch.

I'm fine with either Olympics or Drag Queens.

 

[rosiep]

Can't we do both?

 

[turkygurl]

How about Drag Queen Olympics? We each get to pick a character and a sport.

 

[kingLouiethe1]

I like that, it'll be an excuse to have a drag race

 

[jamieandben]

I like that, it'll be an excuse to have a drag race

Like you need an excuse to get into a dress.

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Like you need an excuse to get into a dress.

You know I need no excuse to wear a dress. I was going to wear the one you sent over but there seems to be a big hole cut out of the backside, any idea how that happened?

 

[rpmdfw]

So is this it, then?

 

[jamieandben]

You know I need no excuse to wear a dress. I was going to wear the one you sent over but there seems to be a big hole cut out of the backside, any idea how that happened?

Ask wally he sent it to me.
I was just passing it along.

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Ask wally he sent it to me.
I was just passing it along.

Ok, that explains the the overpowering peroxide smell when I opened the box, I nearly passed out. But what's that other smell ?

 

[jamieandben]

Ok, that explains the the overpowering peroxide smell when I opened the box, I nearly passed out. But what's that other smell ?

Rosie's Goat.

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Aww look everyone, the monkey is ready for the Party!

or is that Wally? It's hard to tell under all the make-up . . .

 

[rpmdfw]

And here are the front runners in the first event of the Drag Olympics: The Shot Put.

Notice that, instead of merely throwing the shot put as they do in normal olympics, the drag queens put them into their bras and run to nearest bar to down a SHOT screaming "PUT it in my mouth!" (meaning the cocktail, of course) before running back to the starting line and repeating the process. The one who does the most shots without falling down wins the gold medal.

Just fascinating.

And in case any of you were wondering; yes, these amazing athletes CAN do it with their eyes closed!

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Sorry I missed the whole nominating and voting process. I was at the hospital waiting for my little cousin to come into this world. She is here ~ all 10 lbs. 14 ounces of her!!!

 

[rpmdfw]

Sorry I missed the whole nominating and voting process. I was at the hospital waiting for my little cousin to come into this world. She is here ~ all 10 lbs. 14 ounces of her!!!

Shh!

Don't interrupt while we're watching the drag queens compete in the shot put!

 

[rpmdfw]

Wow. This Shot Put competition can go on for a while, can't it? These queens sure can drink!

Why don't we cut to another event and come back to this one as it nears its conclusion.

So, what event shall we watch in the meantime?

Anyone?

 

[rosiep]

Sorry I missed the whole nominating and voting process. I was at the hospital waiting for my little cousin to come into this world. She is here ~ all 10 lbs. 14 ounces of her!!!

Congratulations I love babies

As for the queens...I'd be flat out just due to the heels alone!

and Jamie...my goat hates you

 

[rosiep]

Wow. This Shot Put competition can go on for a while, can't it? These queens sure can drink!

Why don't we cut to another event and come back to this one as it nears its conclusion.

So, what event shall we watch in the meantime?

Anyone?

We could watch my goat kick Jamies butt...

 

[rpmdfw]

We could watch my goat kick Jamies butt...

But this is the DRAG QUEEN OLYMPICS, Rosie!

Not the Goat olympics!

 

[rosiep]

But..but (whine whine) Jamie implied my goat smells....and I bathe him at least once every two years!!

How about we watch the queens hit the little ball back and forth...you know the game...they have paddles and stuff....