Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[jamieandben]

We could watch my goat kick Jamies butt...

Bring it on!

 

[rosiep]

Bring it on!

In a minute...he's...uh....um..pooping.

 

[turkygurl]

How about the "Quick Change Competition"? See who can change from their everyday look to their FABULOUS alter ego look the fastest.

READY...

SET...

GO!!!!!

 

[rpmdfw]

How about the "Quick Change Competition"? See who can change from their everyday look to their FABULOUS alter ego look the fastest.

READY...

SET...

GO!!!!!

Ooh! That's always a good one!

They get extra points for difficulty if they wear a corset that needs to be laced up the back, or if their heels are over 6 inches high. This events has got a very high injury rate, surprisingly enough.

Plus they have to stick the landing, or they might get points deducted.

 

[turkygurl]

And they must be able to perform the YMCA without their wigs, chests (can I say that instead?), or eyelashes falling off. That's a requirement.

 

[rpmdfw]

And they must be able to perform the YMCA without their wigs, ****s, or eyelashes falling off. That's a requirement.

That's right! With points deducted if they don't lip-synch correctly or if they don't do the "M" the right way. (None of that ballerina looking nonsense)

 

[turkygurl]

You know, I think we're on to something here. Since PI will be closed next year for Gay Days, someone ought to have some other fun events (like these). We could hand out medals. The events would be open to anyone (although there would have to be qualifying matches).

 

[wallyb]

It appears dressage may be
getting under way!

 

[turkygurl]

This is what I'm talking about. ALL kinds of events. It would be AWESOME!

 

[rpmdfw]

Since PI will be closed next year for Gay Days

 

[rpmdfw]

It appears dressage may be
getting under way!

Oooh! Dressage in Dresses! It's so festive!

 

[rpmdfw]

And look! It appears that the first of the Syncronized Swimming teams has just arrived!

Pity that the costumes are so drab this year. It was so much better when they got to wear the flamboyant costumes.

 

[wallyb]

Ask wally he sent it to me.
I was just passing it along.

First of all I sent that to you for the Pot-Luck in your trailer park-
Remember crying how you had nothing nice to wear to impress the bumpkins-
Second you know Louie will never fit into that. Never.
Not without some side panels added a can of Pam and a shoehorn!

 

[rpmdfw]

And over in the Field House, the marksmanship competition is beginning!

Watch out! That's Iona BigGun! She's a 2 time Gold Medalist in this event!

 

[kingLouiethe1]

The swimming competition is starting over in the vodka filled pool.

 

[wallyb]

And Rhythmic Floor Dance is starting...

 

[rpmdfw]

The swimming competition is starting over in the vodka filled pool.

Oh, Louie! What a great shot of Lois Qualifying-Time! Sadly, after all these years, she's not the competitor she once was.

 

[rosiep]

And Rhythmic Floor Dance is starting...

I want my leg warmers back!

 

[rpmdfw]

I want my leg warmers back!

Sorry, Rosie. That's Sharon OtherPeoplesClothes. She's the underdog in that event and always works in borrowed uniforms. She tends to lose her own clothes. Quite sad, but she's definitely got potential.

 

[jamieandben]

First of all I sent that to you for the Pot-Luck in your trailer park-
Remember cry how you had nothing nice to wear to impress the bumpkins-
Second you know Louie will never fit into that. Never.
Not without some side panels added a can of Pam and a shoehorn!

Well it was to big for me so i pass it on, and you know he's been on a diet.
We are not bumpkins were REDNECKS get it right.
Will you damn yankees ever learn?