Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[Born 2 Fish]

Alright,,where'd ya get that buncha blow hard crap ?!?!?!

Well just read this !!

I don't take no crap from anyone else, but you.
I wear the pants around here, when I finish with your laundry.
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight, when I say "jump", you say "yea right",
I'm the man of this house, til you get home.
What I say goes around here, right out the window.
And I don't wanna to hear a lot of whining, so I'll shut up,
The sooner you learn who's boss around here, the sooner you can give me my orders ,dear.
Cause I'm the head honcho around here, but it's all in my head.
And I can have sex anytime, that you want,
Cause I' m a man who has needs, but they are not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from, cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry,
I'm the king of my castle, when your not around.
And I'll drink and watch sports anytime, that I want to get into trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready, to sleep on the couch.
Cause a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do, and I'm gonna do what you tell me too,
Cause I'm top dog around here, but I've been neutered.


Oh crap,,that didn't come out right,,okay, wait a minute ,what I wanted to say was.....................................................

 

[DaveInTN]

 

[ntsammy5]

 

[ntsammy5]

Two can play that game, Dave. Anopther one bites the dust. Or just bites!

 

[BRDof3]

Frank, you da man. I love you dude.

 

[Tnbob]

I see a night on the couch did wonders around that house

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Well, if you look outside right now, you'll see we are having our first snow of this season.
MAN, I hate global warming !

 

[kampfirekim]

LOL. I'd like to see some of this so called global warming.....

Well, Mr. Gore.....I'm waiting.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Well, if you look outside right now, you'll see it's still snowing here.
MAN, I hate global warming !

 

[Tnbob]

Where are you? We haven't had a flake.

 

[mnsprk]

Well, if you look outside right now, you'll see it's still snowing here.
MAN, I hate global warming !

Saw a great bumper sticker the other day, "STOP GORE BULL WARNING"

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Where are you? We haven't had a flake.

Really !?!?! It's been snow'n since I got up, snow'n like crazy now !
MAN, I hate Gore Bull Warming !

Saw a great bumper sticker the other day, "STOP GORE BULL WARNING"

I like that !!
Funny and factual !

 

[Tnbob]

It's crappy lookin' but I don't see anything fallin'

updates as they come in

This is Tnbob reporting for the Dis

 

[2goofycampers]

We are packing the camper, in the SNOW.

 

[DaveInTN]

Bob, it's been snowing here in Franklin since 7:30 this morning. Do you need an eye exam?

 

[Tnbob]

looked again, nope no flakes, I'd like to be smart a** and say I'm really at the fort but that ain't so.

I think you guys are just flaky or something

 

[Tnbob]

On this date in 1886, a big snowstorm in the southeastern U.S. produced 11 inches at Montgomery, Ala., 18.5 inches at Rome, Ga., and 22.5 inches at Knoxville, Tenn.

 

[2goofycampers]

You are a bit South of us, what is it like 70 degrees there ?

 

[Tnbob]

nawwwwwwww only 68