Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[Born 2 Fish]

1. the trots
A bad case of diarea, often in slippery, chunky, streams.


2. the trots
Explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea which often results in excessive swearing and/or fist clenching.

Please help me dear lord baby jesus, that spicy pad thai gave me an awful case of the trots.

Stop drinking all that cider or you'll get the trots!!



3. The Trots
Trotskyite Communists, individually (singular) and collectively (plural, more usual). This approach to communism seeks to spread it around the world, rather than to consolidate the system in the home country.

 

[clkelley]

One-fourth of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year.
Ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Gotta feeling a buncha us are gonna find out what thats like.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

I am proud to count myself among one fourth of the world's population.

 

[des1954]

I am proud to count myself among one fourth of the world's population.

I am proud to count myself among the world's population!!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I am just proud to count myself among the human race.
I think.

 

[vick]

I am just proud to count myself among the human race.
I think.

I can count.

 

[3gr8kids]

Unconscious people are fun.....you can hit them with sticks while they are out, and when they wake up they wonder "How did I bruise myself up like this!!!"

I call those "UPB"'s. Unidentified party bruises. Sadly, it seems to happen a lot. LOL

 

[3gr8kids]

I am proud to count myself among one fourth of the world's population.

I am proud to count myself among the world's population!!

I am just proud to count myself among the human race.
I think.

I can count.

I like turtles.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

I like turtles.

 

[3gr8kids]

 

[vick]

I like piggies.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

I like piggies.

We know you do, Vickie, dear

 

[vick]

We know you do, Vickie, dear

 

[BRDof3]

I want to make breakfast out of Frank's briefcase.

 

[Gatordad]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who
> don't.
>
> As Ben Franklin said: 'In wine there is wisdom. In beer
> there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.'
> In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
> demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the
> year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.
> coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
> poop.
>
> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
> (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
> a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>
> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
>
> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than
> to drink water and be full of ****.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
> I'm doing it as a public service

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Im pretty sure someone spent way too much time doing the research for this?? I bet tax dollars were used as well.....best damn tax dollars ever spent. Obama...are you listenin'?

 

[des1954]

I'm full of **** with or without water. Beer makes talk **** without thinking first.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I like old Ben franklin.
Not only was he smart,
but he musta been the life of a party, and one of those guys that everyone wanted to hang around with.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Ben had illegitimate children and syphyllis.