Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[ntsammy5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5Jb0gSIec

 

[AuburnJen92]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5Jb0gSIec

 

[vick]

That's why I lined my lower GI tract with asbestos, just to be safe.

 

[clkelley]

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

That's a primitive reflex to protect your eyes from flying boogers.

 

[VACAMPER]

That's a primitive reflex to protect your eyes from flying boogers.

 

[2goofycampers]

Yep, I close my eyes when someone around me sneezes for the same reason.

 

[auntie]

Gotta be careful...they can take your eye out.

 

[BRDof3]

That's a primitive reflex to protect your eyes from flying boogers.

Now if only I could find a way to have my nose slap shut when the dog has gas.

 

[vick]

Now if only I could find a way to have my nose slap shut when the dog has gas.

If you find out how, please let me know. I have a husband.

 

[BRDof3]

If you find out how, please let me know. I have a husband.

As a husband myself, I highly resemble that remark!

 

[vick]

As a husband myself, I highly resemble that remark!

All men should.

 

[BRDof3]

All men should.

See, Vick agrees with me. We're SUPPOSED to resemble that!

 

[vick]

See, Vick agrees with me. We're SUPPOSED to resemble that!

All men love forting!

 

[AuburnJen92]

All men love forting!

My son thinks it is hysterical

 

[PolynesianPixie]

My son thinks it is hysterical

Thank goodness I have daughters who never ever fort.

 

[vick]

Thank goodness I have daughters who never ever fort.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Thank goodness I have daughters who never ever fort.

And if they do, it smells like flowers.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Thank goodness I have daughters who never ever fort.

If they did, my son would think that would be hysterical too!

 

[DisneyBishops]

All men love forting!

Of course we do. but it is more fun forting at the fort than anywhere.