Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[PolynesianPixie]

If they did, my son would think that would be hysterical too!

it would hysterically smell like flowers!

 

[AuburnJen92]

Useless fact of the day:

Turtles can breathe through their butts....they are good at breathing and forting at the same time!

 

[vick]

Useless fact of the day:

Turtles can breathe through their butts....they are good at breathing and forting at the same time!

Men must be good at the same thing.

 

[ntsammy5]

Turtles can breathe through their butts....they are good at breathing and forting at the same time!

I gotta try that sometime!


I might soil myself though!

 

[vick]

I gotta try that sometime!


I might soil myself though!

You quit breathing when you fort? I thought it was only the ones around you that quit breathing after smelling it.

 

[BRDof3]

Useless fact of the day:

Turtles can breathe through their butts....they are good at breathing and forting at the same time!

As long as you don't inhale while forting. You could commit suicide unintentionally.

 

[ntsammy5]

I heartily recommend Skyy vodka and clamato juice - working on number 4 right now.



Has anyone heard from Rog lately? I understand his boss is asking for a $5billion bailout! Hope he gets some of it

 

[AuburnJen92]

Useless fact of the day:

A duck's quack will not echo. No one knows why.

 

[clkelley]

Useless fact of the day:

A duck's quack will no echo. No one knows why.

I just told DH this and he said "that's useful", if your looking for a duck

 

[Just Beachy]

I just told DH this and he said "that's useful", if your looking for a duck

 

[heatair]

I just told DH this and he said "that's useful", if your looking for a duck

Some people are born twisted.

Others have to work at it.





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[Born 2 Fish]

Some people are born twisted.

Others have to work at it.





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HEY !! I resemble that remark !

 

[lisa8200]

Some people are born twisted.

Others have to work at it.





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otters don't have to work at it,,,,,ooohhh you said others

 

[ntsammy5]

otters are born twisted with a beer in their little paws

 

[AuburnJen92]

Useless fact of the day:

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs, but never downstairs.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Useless fact of the day:

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs, but never downstairs.

That explains why there are so many damn cows upstairs in my house.

 

[ntsammy5]

That explains why there are so many damn cows upstairs in my house.

That's why I live in a ranch

 

[ntsammy5]

HOLY CRAP! What a great return by Holmes!

 

[ftwildernessguy]

That's why I live in a ranch

Actually, I do too.

 

[ntsammy5]

I'm trying to pad my post count to get over 8,000 - you're close to 4,000.

I just bookjed our air to WDW in May. Still planning for October, but the kids want us to babysit for a week so they can go to a NYC wedding. It will depend on how long they want us for. Damn - wanna meet us in May? Going to POFQ.