Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[2goofycampers]

http://www.newschannel5.com/Global/story.asp?S=9560712


Some stupid people live among us.

 

[BRDof3]

Some stupid people live among us.

You say that like it's a new finding!

 

[auntie]

I'm thinking he's been taking a lot of what's he's been selling, and his brain is now FRIED! Idiot... I'm glad he got caught.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Annalise and I stopped by the original Crocketts Tavern on our way back from Pigeon Forge:

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

Annalise and I stopped by the original Crocketts Tavern on our way back from Pigeon Forge:

What is that bright light in the background ?
what is that brown and green covering on the ground.....

 

[AuburnJen92]

I think the bright light was the same one that burned my face this week at the Fort Scott! As for the green and brown stuff, they have that a lot 'round here, not so much up where y'all are! lol

 

[LONE-STAR]

Scott that would be southern living. You should come down south and try it.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Now Scott, y'all come on down ta Tennasee, ya hear?

 

[2goofycampers]

Now Scott, y'all come on down ta Tennasee, ya hear?

Let me no ferst so as i culd git sum rode kill stu maid up fer yins.

 

[BRDof3]

Let me no ferst so as i culd git sum rode kill stu maid up fer yins.

Whew! Talk about starting some serious Forting!

 

[2goofycampers]

Whew! Talk about starting some serious Forting!

The forting has been squished out of the road kill.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

The forting has been squished out of the road kill.

 

[BRDof3]

Hi, I'm new here. Can someone tell me how much it would cost to buy a camper and drive to Fort Wilderness? Is that cheaper than any of the resorts? Does anyone know a road to use that isn't very crowded? Also, when does the restaraunt open for breakfast, and do they serve oatmeal every day? Can I shower at my site, or do I have to use their shower stalls? Can you also tell me how to back up a camper into a site? Do they have guides to help with this? And what is all this about otters and coyotes? I don't like having nature too close to my bed at night.

Thanks, we're thinking about going soon, or maybe later. See you there!

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Hi, I'm new here.Welcome! Can someone tell me how much it would cost to buy a camper and drive to Fort Wilderness? it will cost you approximately $45,782.67 to buy a camper and stay a week at fort wilderness. This is considerabley more expensive than staying anywhere else on site! Unless, of course you divide the number of times you use the camper, plus site fees times the square root of pie (apple) and then you may or may not come out aheadIs that cheaper than any of the resorts? Does anyone know a road to use that isn't very crowded?the roads leading away from the fort are decidedly less crowded Also, when does the restaraunt open for breakfast, and do they serve oatmeal every day?no oatmeal, but if you can handle a mickey waffle a day than you're in luck! Can I shower at my site, or do I have to use their shower stalls? Can you also tell me how to back up a camper into a site? Do they have guides to help with this?Disney suggests using your children as guides And what is all this about otters and coyotes? I don't like having nature too close to my bed at night.if you shower at your site, you are sure to keep all nature a safe distance away!

Thanks, we're thinking about going soon, or maybe later. See you there!

we'll be there then too! Just look for the green Mickey head and say "hi!"

 

[BRDof3]

 

[auntie]

I thought this was supposed to be a better year.
Not starting off so well here...have to replace our WATER HEATER!

Deb...Bob's off to your favorite place..you guessed it...THE HOME DEPOT!...

Hmmm...maybe later I'll take another $500.00 and throw it out a window because I have nothing better to do with it...

 

[AuburnJen92]

Hi, I'm new here. Can someone tell me how much it would cost to buy a camper and drive to Fort Wilderness? Is that cheaper than any of the resorts? Does anyone know a road to use that isn't very crowded? Also, when does the restaraunt open for breakfast, and do they serve oatmeal every day? Can I shower at my site, or do I have to use their shower stalls? Can you also tell me how to back up a camper into a site? Do they have guides to help with this? And what is all this about otters and coyotes? I don't like having nature too close to my bed at night.

Thanks, we're thinking about going soon, or maybe later. See you there!

You forgot to ask about the gators eating all the children and dogs.

 

[BRDof3]

You forgot to ask about the gators eating all the children and dogs.

No worries. They are afraid of the coyotes.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

don't set fire to a fort, it could burn right down.

 

[BRDof3]

That's why I lined my lower GI tract with asbestos, just to be safe.