twisted wishes

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, but now you have to eat tomatoes with everything, including your ice cream and mashed potatoes.

I wish my ds11 would stop complaining

 

[magicmirror]

oops, see below. (double post)

 

[magicmirror]

Granted, but now he is overly excited about everything, and you can't calm him down, even at bed time. And since he can't sleep, neither can anyone else.


I wish dinner cooked itself.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted! But it's tongue and pig's feet.

I wish someone would clean my bedroom for me.

 

[magicmirror]

Granted, but it gets cleaned every night between 12 and 3 am.

I wish I had more money than I could count.

 

[arkansas mom]

Granted. but you can only count to 5.

I wish I had a milkshake.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, but you can only count to 10, so you have .11 cents.

I wish my kids would go outside to play.

 

[magicmirror]

Granted, but they sneak all your eggs, toilet paper, and shaving cream and terrorize the neighborhood.

I wish I owned a condo on the beach.

 

[disallday!]

Granted but the beach is a deserted island with this guy left as your only companion

I wish I could live in Cinderella's castle

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Granted, but they sneak all your eggs, toilet paper, and shaving cream and terrorize the neighborhood.

I wish I owned a condo on the beach.

Granted...but now everyone you know, especially people you don't like, know that you have a condo and are always dropping in for extended visits unannounced.

I wish I didn't have a gift for cross posting.

 

[Princess Mindy]

granted but that shade is being produced by a large meteor heading right for you

but since pp changed his wish...

granted but now you have a gift for dyslexic posting

I wish I wasn't soaked from walking in the rain

 

[Jrsy Boy]

granted but that shade is being produced by a large meteor heading right for you

I wish I wasn't soaked from walking in the rain

Granted...but now you're soaked from a human waste truck overturning too close to you.

I wish I hadn't edited my last wish and made the previous post confusing.

 

[disallday!]

I wish I didn't have a gift for cross posting.

Ditto Ditto, don't feel so bad... I do the same thing

 

[disallday!]

Granted...but now you're soaked from a human waste truck overturning too close to you.

I wish I hadn't edited my last wish and made the previous post confusing.

Granted... but now you'll be up all nite thinking what would have happened if u hadn't


I wish I could grow strong, long fingernails

 

[Princess Mindy]

granted but now they're so strong they break all clippers and grow to be as long as your arm

I wish I could be fluent in all languages

 

[disallday!]

Granted... but now you mix them all up & start accidentally insulting people



I wish that DH would cook and clean all the time!

 

[pinkgalYall]

Granted Food tastes horrible and by clean means its a bit better then a pig sty

I wish i could see POTC 2 today.

 

[kaylajr]

Granted Food tastes horrible and by clean means its a bit better then a pig sty

I wish i could see POTC 2 today.

Granted but the volume is broke at the Theater so all you can do is SEE it and you can't HEAR any of it


I wish i didn't have to work tomorrow

 

[pinkgalYall]

Granted but you were fired.

I wish vmks homepage would load.

 

[bevtoy]

Granted, but every time it loads your PC freezes up and you have to reboot.

I wish I could buy the Lincoln TOwn Car I looked at earlier today