twisted wishes

[Steamboat Marti]

I wish the Queen of England invited me to tea at Buckingham palace.

Granted.... but your date is Prince Charles and he invites you to sleep over.

I wish I could lose 60 pounds without dieting!

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted.... but your date is Prince Charles and he invites you to sleep over.

Hey, there, Chuck- How YOU doin'? *Joey Tribiani voice*

 

[WatchinCaptKangaroo]

Granted.... but your date is Prince Charles and he invites you to sleep over.

I wish I could lose 60 pounds without dieting!

Granted, but your chest goes up to a EEE

 

[Steamboat Marti]

Hey, there, Chuck- How YOU doin'? *Joey Tribiani voice*

how you doin'


You had me rolling on the floor - and you didn't even need to say "Joey's voice" - I knew right away!!!!

 

[Bbgrizzle]

I wish I could spend a month on Castaway Cay.

 

[Kimmielee]

Granted, but Global warning has flip flopped the weather and it's 10 degrees below zero...

I wish I had a man that understood me.....

 

[LiteBrite]

Granted, but as soon as he figures you out he's going to tell your mom the truth about you.

I wish I were in Ireland right now.

 

[threeboysmom]

Granted... but you fell while trying to kiss the Blarney Stone and broke both your legs.

I wish I were 20 years old again

 

[Syrreal]

Granted.... but you will never get any older, and are still living with your parents. (no drinks, no fun)

I wish I was going out to dinner tonight.

 

[Kimmielee]

Granted.... but you will never get any older, and are still living with your parents. (no drinks, no fun)

I wish I was going out to dinner tonight.

Granted but your dinner companion is a canibal.

I wish I could have a housekeeper!

 

[WatchinCaptKangaroo]

Granted but your dinner companion is a canibal.

I wish I could have a housekeeper!

Granted but she sells all of your belongings.

I wish I would have an inkling of artistic talent.

 

[SRUAlmn]

Granted but she sells all of your belongings.

I wish I would have an inkling of artistic talent.

Granted, but then you decide to cut off your ear like Van Gogh.

I wish I could dance on Broadway!

 

[tiggger1]

Granted but you got cast the day equity goes on strike for years......


I wish I had a brand new 5th wheel camper!

 

[Mandy_in_NC]

Granted but you got cast the day equity goes on strike for years......


I wish I had a brand new 5th wheel camper!

Granted but your house floods and you have to live in it 24/7

I wish I was at the beach with the man of my dreams

 

[fabumouse]

Granted, but you've been dreaming recently of Don Rickles. And he's wearing a thong.

I wish this rash on my face would go away.

 

[Steamboat Marti]

Granted - but it is replaced by an all over body rash.... that itches like crazy!


I wish I were flying to Disney World right now!!!

 

[luvmyboys]

Granted.... Until your flight is rerouted to Dollywood due to the unfortunate infestation of fireants at WDW.



I wish I had a Chefs de France Creme Brulee in front of me right now!

 

[Stacerita]

I wish I had a Chefs de France Creme Brulee in front of me right now!

Granted, but the chef forgot to wear a hair net while making it, and you can tell.

I wish I could get another massage.

 

[fabumouse]

Granted. But it's by your 3-year-old nephew who just ate a jelly sandwich without washing his hands.

I wish someone would weed-wack my yard.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

I wish someone would weed-wack my yard.

Granted. But they decide to have a little fun, and weedwack the word "dork" into your lawn.

I wish I could go to school at Hogwarts.