I don't do the bread and milk crap, thats for old people, I have a fully stocked bar, a freezer full of meat and a gas grill. I am golden!
Now my Mom on the other hand live across the street from a mini mart and literally interogates me at times like this. We live in the middle of nowhere!
Mom "Hi honey, its your mother" (duh)
Me, "Whats up Mom?"
Mom "We are getting snow, do you have your bread, milk and eggs?"
Me "Uh no mom, we aren't into french toast but we will survive!"
Mom "MY GRANDDAUGHTER DOESN'T HAVE THE BASICS NEEDS!!!!!"
Me "calm down! She hates french toast!"
Mom, "Dont get wise with my young lady!"
Me, "What are you gonna do? Ground me, send me to my room? I have a tv and about 50 DVD's in my room. Please, please ground me!"
Mom.............................................
She hung up