remyandhollandsmommy
<font color=purple>Don't be afraid of the dark<br>
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So I have been super busy with the baby and finally found a spare second to update my DIS friends on how things are going. In keeping my sense of humor with this crazy child I have made my Top Five list of Koi-isms for her first month of life lol..plus added in a pic or two cause I think she's cute as heck.
Top Five Koi-isms: Month One
1. She thinks she is a velociraptor..not only does she have razor sharp claws, but she makes the EXACT same sounds as the ones on Jurassic Park...kid hate to break it to you but your "kin" were all killed by a comet millions of years ago...
2. She has projectile poo..seriously ask her poor daddy..she got not only him, but the wall, the bedding and his Coke can five feet away lol..best laugh EVER!
3. For people who do not like the name Koi, well..if your PreK'er comes home one day and says, "Mom, there is this new girl in class named Peanut can you believe that?" they will be talking about MY child lol. It started that only I called her Peanut, then my DH, then Remy and Holly..now EVERYONE in our fam calls the kid Peanut. It's to the point where I went to call her by her REAL name the other day and stuttered as I tried to remember it lol. I can see her first day of PreK now, my child introducing herself as (said in her best ninja voice) "Hi, I am the One They Call the Peanut..I think my real name is Koi though".
4. She is the "chihuahua boogy man". I am serious, she scares the crap outta our chihuahua. The poor dog will SLOWLY inch up to her when I am holding her, shaking the entire time, lick Koi quick as lightning and RUN like heck across the room like she's just waiting for the kid to grab her lol..
5. She makes the goofiest faces EVER..let's hope it doesn't stick in one of them hahaha..for example:
"Whatchu doing MOM?"
"I'm watching YOU"
Who KNOWS what this look is lol?! Tho' I like to think of it as her impression of a Koi fish lol..
And finally my fav pic of my girls..
Top Five Koi-isms: Month One
1. She thinks she is a velociraptor..not only does she have razor sharp claws, but she makes the EXACT same sounds as the ones on Jurassic Park...kid hate to break it to you but your "kin" were all killed by a comet millions of years ago...
2. She has projectile poo..seriously ask her poor daddy..she got not only him, but the wall, the bedding and his Coke can five feet away lol..best laugh EVER!
3. For people who do not like the name Koi, well..if your PreK'er comes home one day and says, "Mom, there is this new girl in class named Peanut can you believe that?" they will be talking about MY child lol. It started that only I called her Peanut, then my DH, then Remy and Holly..now EVERYONE in our fam calls the kid Peanut. It's to the point where I went to call her by her REAL name the other day and stuttered as I tried to remember it lol. I can see her first day of PreK now, my child introducing herself as (said in her best ninja voice) "Hi, I am the One They Call the Peanut..I think my real name is Koi though".
4. She is the "chihuahua boogy man". I am serious, she scares the crap outta our chihuahua. The poor dog will SLOWLY inch up to her when I am holding her, shaking the entire time, lick Koi quick as lightning and RUN like heck across the room like she's just waiting for the kid to grab her lol..
5. She makes the goofiest faces EVER..let's hope it doesn't stick in one of them hahaha..for example:
"Whatchu doing MOM?"
"I'm watching YOU"
Who KNOWS what this look is lol?! Tho' I like to think of it as her impression of a Koi fish lol..
And finally my fav pic of my girls..
Looks like Remy and Holly love her too pieces too!
Just kidding, she is precious. Enjoy her!
Your other daughters are beautiful as well. 
