Top 10 worst celebrity baby names

[TinkBoo&ElliesMum]

10. Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue, daughters of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
9. Jett, son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston
8. Diezel and Denim, sons of Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis
7. Prince Michael, Prince Michael II (AKA Blanket), and Paris Michael, children of Michael Jackson
6. Speck Wildhorse and Hud, sons of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
5. Pilot Inspektor, son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
4. Tu Morrow, daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre (seriously)
3. Audio Science, son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
2. Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, and Diva, children of Frank Zappa
1. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Pixie, daughters of the late Paula Yates (Tiger Lily's dad is the late Michael Hutchence; Bob Geldof is father to the other three)

Dishonorable Mention: Zowie (son of David Bowie -- he later changed his name to Joe before settling on Duncan); Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of Bono), Banjo (son of Rachel Griffiths), Jaz (daughter of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf), Romeo and Brooklyn (sons of Victoria and David Beckham), Aurelius (son of Elle Macpherson), Lyric and Zephyr (daughter and son of Robby Benson), Hopper (son of Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn), Kyd (son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni), Reignbeau and Freedom (son and daughter of Ving Rhames), and (gulp) Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson).

 

[liznboys]

OMG that was great, lots I didn't know about! UGH! lol

 

[grinningghost]

We MUST add Apple Paltrow (or whatever her last name is) to the list.

 

[jiminyC_fan]

I second Apple Paltrow. Has to be the worst!

 

[Az Pirates]

Originally posted by grinningghost
We MUST add Apple Paltrow (or whatever her last name is) to the list.

Although after reading some of the others, Apple is sounding pretty tame

 

[Beauty]

LOL! Lourdes Madonna's daughter is out there.


We have a Brooklyn in our school who has a little sister named Brinkley.

We also have a little boy named Riggs and his sister is Riley.

I actually like the name Jette.

 

[pixiemomma]

I don't think Apple seems so bad now.

 

[TinkBoo&ElliesMum]

Originally posted by pixiemomma
I don't think Apple seems so bad now.

I agree!

I personally like Reignbeau and Jermajesty.

Tu Morrow is pretty out there too!

I'm starting to wonder what kind of pain meds the famous people are getting during childbirth!

 

[LauraR]

What's with naming your kid, Kyd (David Duchovny)? That's like naming your dog, Dawg.

 

[themepark]

Jermajesty?? OMG!

Speck Wildhorse has to be my favorite. I immediately picture an Indian made up in war paint riding a white horse.

 

[Rutt and Tuke]

I prefer unusual names like these over unusual spellings of more common names.

 

[theSurlyMermaid]

It's Apple Blythe Allison Martin and it's a dream name compared to some of those listed!

 

[Celluloidgal]

Ima Hogg (Daughter of Texas Governor Jim Hogg)

 

[Disney Doll]

Riley isn't too bad, but the rest of them...

 

[4greatboys]

5. Pilot Inspektor, son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf


WTH?? That is just absurd

 

[Robinrs]

Hey!! I like Toni Braxton's kids names! I met them and they are so adorable! (we have the same gyno!)

 

[powellrj]

How about Wolfgang VanHalen, Eddies and Valerie son

 

[Growin'upDisney]

Lourdes is actually a fairly common name - I don't find that to be too out there??

The other... well lets just say OMG WTH were they thinking. As ig being famous gives you a license to be stupid as well.

I have always loved this one website about baby names and thought I would share since it is approriate in this thread.

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html

 

[Beanie]

Apple isn't too bad after reading those! LOL What are these people thinking when they name their children?

 

[kasar]

What are these people thinking when they name their children?

As if being the child of a celebrity isn't strange enough!

Coming from someone with a different name (normal name/weird spelling), they're not doing these poor kids any favors!