Top 10 worst celebrity baby names

disdreams · May 19, 2004

Thanks for the smiles. This is great!

grinningghost · May 19, 2004

It's almost as if celebrities feel like they HAVE to name their kids something weird. :rolleyes:

Let's try and think up some celebrities who have named their kids something NORMAL...

Goldie Hawn named hers Kate and Oliver - both normal.

swanmom · May 19, 2004

I love my DH's comment as he was watching the news announcement of Gwyneth Paltrow's baby. On the news:
"the baby's name is Apple. She weighed in at 9 lbs. 11 ounces."
My DH says "Wouldn't that make her ..... the Big Apple."

momof3disneyholics · May 19, 2004

Originally posted by powellrj
How about Wolfgang VanHalen, Eddies and Valerie son

I was just about to mention that one!

HappyMommy2 · May 19, 2004

Wow, most of those are pretty far out there!
Jermajesty is just ridiculous IMO. Names like Scout and Hopper are unsual but at least they don't sound like they were intended to create a laugh!

I have to disagree with those who said Lourdes and Wolfgang belong on this list--I think those are both lovely names with long traditions. What I really don't like are names that just seem too contrived, or ordinary names with wild spellings.
That being said, I've known lots of kids with unusual names/spellings and at first their names strike me as strange but after I've said the names a few times they don't seem odd at all anymore.

stinkerbelle · May 19, 2004

Originally posted by Az Pirates
Although after reading some of the others, Apple is sounding pretty tame

ITA - ever since hearing the baby's name last week - I've liked it.

I'd rather be Apple then

Denim
or
Audio Science (wt???)

Blondie · May 19, 2004

Some of those names are better suited (IMHO) for dogs or cats!

auntpolly · May 19, 2004

Originally posted by Celluloidgal
Ima Hogg (Daughter of Texas Governor Jim Hogg)

Pllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzeeeee, I'm begging you tell me this is a joke! :earseek:

My personal least favorite is "Banjo", but they are all pretty awful in their own special ways!

blowinbubbles · May 19, 2004

Originally posted by LauraR
What's with naming your kid, Kyd (David Duchovny)? That's like naming your dog, Dawg.

OMG, that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while! And so true!!! :bounce:

blowinbubbles · May 19, 2004

Originally posted by Blondie
Some of those names are better suited (IMHO) for dogs or cats!

I couldn't agree more! #1 on the list reminded me of this lady who had show cats, . .they all had names such as "Princess SissySweet" and "Miss Fluffy Prissy Kitty" or such silly names as that . . *animal* names! LMAO

Poohbear123 · May 19, 2004

Yep, these "Stars" are OUT OF THERE EVER LOVING MIND when they name their Children. :confused:

If Gwyenneth had a Son, would she have STILL named it Apple, or, perhaps Banana!? :eek:

Phrebert · May 19, 2004

Don't forget Grace Slick's daughter jesus with a lowercase j.

cinmell · May 19, 2004

Originally posted by TinkBoo&ElliesMum
Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson).

Jermajesty?? :confused:

The Mystery Machine · May 19, 2004

Originally posted by cinmell
Jermajesty??

That has got to be the oddest name in my book. Imagine you are at the pool and you yell for "Jermajesty"! People think you were bananas.

LIFERBABE · May 19, 2004

President or Dr. in front of it. LOL If it sounded tacky or weird I didnt use it.

Obviously these kids are too rich for their parents to worry about their professional lives.

"Paging Dr. Denim Lewis" LOL
"President Jermajesty Jackson" LOL
NOTT!

LIFERBABE · May 19, 2004

President or Dr. in front of it. LOL If it sounded tacky or weird I didnt use it.

Obviously these kids are too rich for their parents to worry about their professional lives.

"Paging Dr. Denim Lewis" LOL
"President Jermajesty Jackson" LOL
NOTT!

I once had a Dr. named Dr. Sheniqua Ballom and I felt bad for her having to put that on a shingle.

TinkBoo&ElliesMum · May 19, 2004

Originally posted by Poohbear123
Yep, these "Stars" are OUT OF THERE EVER LOVING MIND when they name their Children. If Gwyenneth had a Son, would she have STILL named it Apple, or, perhaps Banana!?

The fruit names are too girly!

I'm thinking for a boy - Potato, Carrot, Collard Green :crazy:

When I was growing up I had a friend who's little brother was named Tuna. :crazy:

Maleficent13 · May 19, 2004

I knew a girl named Luscious once. No lie. I'd tell you her last name, but afraid I'd be sued. You probably wouldn't believe it anyway.

I like "Scout" for a name. Reminds me of "To Kill a Mockingbird". I have also always loved the name Horatio. But I will never saddle a son with it. Want to, but won't!

honeywolf7 · May 19, 2004

Originally posted by LauraR
What's with naming your kid, Kyd (David Duchovny)? That's like naming your dog, Dawg.

I had a good friend when I lived in Colorado who had a dog named D.O.G.

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