Ton's O' Pic's...again Deluxe Free Dining....mmmmm Food (9/2008)
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PLATE 1
Ham & cheese pre-made omelet, corned beef hash something or other (but surprisingly tasty) crispy tasty waffle with butter & syrup.
PLATE 2
pancakes,raisin frenchtoast,pap,pre-made cheese omelet.
PLATE 3
fresh cooked eggs over easy,crispy yummy non-greasy bacon ( or as I like to stay "porky pig strips" ) and potatoes.
PLATE 4
fruit,miscellaneous pastries.
Everything here is tasty and fresh. I have had this once before and didn't care for it as much as this time. Don't know why but it seemed better. I like the layout of the food pods. I have never tried dinner here nor have wanted too. I also think the price for breakfast had gone down since the last time I was here. Anytime there is a giant row of foods you are allowed to eat as much as you want, it's a good thing.
YES! THERE IS STILL MORE, STOP NAGGING
Ham & cheese pre-made omelet, corned beef hash something or other (but surprisingly tasty) crispy tasty waffle with butter & syrup.
PLATE 2
pancakes,raisin frenchtoast,pap,pre-made cheese omelet.
PLATE 3
fresh cooked eggs over easy,crispy yummy non-greasy bacon ( or as I like to stay "porky pig strips" ) and potatoes.
PLATE 4
fruit,miscellaneous pastries.
Everything here is tasty and fresh. I have had this once before and didn't care for it as much as this time. Don't know why but it seemed better. I like the layout of the food pods. I have never tried dinner here nor have wanted too. I also think the price for breakfast had gone down since the last time I was here. Anytime there is a giant row of foods you are allowed to eat as much as you want, it's a good thing.
YES! THERE IS STILL MORE, STOP NAGGING
accountingbabe08
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Great reviews can't wait to read more.
MENU ( and my wife)
AHHH what a pretty sight, and the menu too.
DRINK COASTER
It's just a coaster, you really weren't expecting a review or witty comment on this were you?
SODA BREAD
It's soda bread, never a fan never will be. MEH
CRAB SALAD
This was different but in a good way. Crap, another crab cake.
I think I feel claws growing out of my hands.
MUSHROOM SOUP
WIFE: The best soup I ever had. Wonderful.
ME: I HATE mushrooms I never eat them, but she told me I had to try it.
She was frigg'in right, WOW I could not believe this was mushroom soup.
I absolutely LOVED it. I am looking for the recipe later ( for her to cook).
You must try it. No really YOU MUST TRY IT. I told you something, now try
it or go to your hotel room, no dessert for you.
MUSHROOM CAP "BURGER" ( no actual meat)
WIFE: It was OK, nothing special.
ME: Yeah right, I was NOT trying this. Forget-about-it. No WAY. I told you
already I hate mushrooms, I tried the soup thats as far as I'm going. I don't care if you spank me, go ahead. No really go ahead,spank me
FISH & CHIPS
Fried fish= YUM, fresh & flaky, not greasy. very moist.
Chips= AWESOME ( I will call them fries, I am in America so there fries to me)
But I LOVE these fries, so perfectly cooked and seasoned. These are my hands down favorite in ALL of WDW. None better. NO, I said NONE BETTER, got it.
Now don't tell me "this" place is better, NO IT'S NOT.
Now I am not saying it anymore. End of my one sided discussion.
BREAD & BUTTER PUDDING
Now last year this dessert was my hands down favorite of the whole trip.
This year, not the same. I don't know if I just got a bum batch but it just wasn't as WOW-afull as last time. It was still OK, just a let down. Sorry.
Wait, what the hell am I apologizing, nope I take the sorry back you can't have it.
CHOCOLATE TRIO
White & dark chocolate mouse, and chocolate mini shake.
Now here is where the trouble really happened..... This by the way was our first night dinner. Anyway on to the story. I was eating my share of the dessert after my wife had taken her half already. So I tried the white chocolate mouse first. I LOVED this. It was SO frigg'in good. I was near the bottom of the glass and really scooping the little remains and then I heard and felt a crunch. What the heck. I chomped again, it was something on my back molar. I picked it off and I was a piece of glass. So now I'm a little freaked out. I'm gurgling water and trying to get all the ground glass out of my mouth and spitting it into the soda glass when the waiter comes over.
"Is everything thing OK". Not really I just got this piece of glass out of my mouth. OH my god, he freaks and grabs more water. Now I figured my mouth is not bleeding and I didn't swallow any, so I am calm. The manager came over, apologizing like crazy, and took care of the whole check, which was nice of him. Next out came the chef. he was so sorry it happened. He asked
if there was anything I wanted, I told him more of that awesome white chocolate mouse. He said it was all they had left and had to toss it now. So I said I didn't get to try the chocolate shake since the waiter pulled the whole plate. He came out with a full size shake which was great and had NO glass in it. So I still like it here and the manager handled it well. Now we were "stuck" trying to fit in 2 credits we now had extra, so we ending up using them at beaches & cream ( see above review).
MORE REVIEWS TOMORROW, Now go to bed. Go on. Did you brush your teeth, comb your hair, get a shower, feed the chickens, paint the house, re-shingle the roof, mow the lawn, re-pipe the bathroom,do your homework? NO ! well you better get it all done before bed or no more reviews for you until it's ALL done.
AHHH what a pretty sight, and the menu too.
DRINK COASTER
It's just a coaster, you really weren't expecting a review or witty comment on this were you?
SODA BREAD
It's soda bread, never a fan never will be. MEH
CRAB SALAD
This was different but in a good way. Crap, another crab cake.
I think I feel claws growing out of my hands.
MUSHROOM SOUP
WIFE: The best soup I ever had. Wonderful.
ME: I HATE mushrooms I never eat them, but she told me I had to try it.
She was frigg'in right, WOW I could not believe this was mushroom soup.
I absolutely LOVED it. I am looking for the recipe later ( for her to cook).
You must try it. No really YOU MUST TRY IT. I told you something, now try
it or go to your hotel room, no dessert for you.
MUSHROOM CAP "BURGER" ( no actual meat)
WIFE: It was OK, nothing special.
ME: Yeah right, I was NOT trying this. Forget-about-it. No WAY. I told you
already I hate mushrooms, I tried the soup thats as far as I'm going. I don't care if you spank me, go ahead. No really go ahead,spank me
FISH & CHIPS
Fried fish= YUM, fresh & flaky, not greasy. very moist.
Chips= AWESOME ( I will call them fries, I am in America so there fries to me)
But I LOVE these fries, so perfectly cooked and seasoned. These are my hands down favorite in ALL of WDW. None better. NO, I said NONE BETTER, got it.
Now don't tell me "this" place is better, NO IT'S NOT.
Now I am not saying it anymore. End of my one sided discussion.
BREAD & BUTTER PUDDING
Now last year this dessert was my hands down favorite of the whole trip.
This year, not the same. I don't know if I just got a bum batch but it just wasn't as WOW-afull as last time. It was still OK, just a let down. Sorry.
Wait, what the hell am I apologizing, nope I take the sorry back you can't have it.
CHOCOLATE TRIO
White & dark chocolate mouse, and chocolate mini shake.
Now here is where the trouble really happened..... This by the way was our first night dinner. Anyway on to the story. I was eating my share of the dessert after my wife had taken her half already. So I tried the white chocolate mouse first. I LOVED this. It was SO frigg'in good. I was near the bottom of the glass and really scooping the little remains and then I heard and felt a crunch. What the heck. I chomped again, it was something on my back molar. I picked it off and I was a piece of glass. So now I'm a little freaked out. I'm gurgling water and trying to get all the ground glass out of my mouth and spitting it into the soda glass when the waiter comes over.
"Is everything thing OK". Not really I just got this piece of glass out of my mouth. OH my god, he freaks and grabs more water. Now I figured my mouth is not bleeding and I didn't swallow any, so I am calm. The manager came over, apologizing like crazy, and took care of the whole check, which was nice of him. Next out came the chef. he was so sorry it happened. He asked
if there was anything I wanted, I told him more of that awesome white chocolate mouse. He said it was all they had left and had to toss it now. So I said I didn't get to try the chocolate shake since the waiter pulled the whole plate. He came out with a full size shake which was great and had NO glass in it. So I still like it here and the manager handled it well. Now we were "stuck" trying to fit in 2 credits we now had extra, so we ending up using them at beaches & cream ( see above review).
MORE REVIEWS TOMORROW, Now go to bed. Go on. Did you brush your teeth, comb your hair, get a shower, feed the chickens, paint the house, re-shingle the roof, mow the lawn, re-pipe the bathroom,do your homework? NO ! well you better get it all done before bed or no more reviews for you until it's ALL done.
You are cracking me up! I'm sitting her laughing OUT LOUD, by myself. 
That sucks about the glass in your mouth, but considering no harm was done and you got a free meal...I'd say it was worth it. 
MORE MORE!!!
That sucks about the glass in your mouth, but considering no harm was done and you got a free meal...I'd say it was worth it. MORE MORE!!!
You are cracking me up! I'm sitting her laughing OUT LOUD, by myself.
MORE MORE!!!
Patients my friends, there will be more tomorrow. Did you do everything on the list?
little1kry
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Hilarious. Love the review!
No, didn't complete my list but did manage to get both kids bathed and into bed at a decent time so I can enjoy my Disboards!!! 
I guess that will do, tomorrow you must complete the list or no more reviews for you.
Evan&Kimberly
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I really think that you are the 
funniest man on the WEB!!! Your Wife is Lucky and You are just as Lucky to have a great wife!!! Cant wait!Like we say in the south you are off the chain!!!!
funniest man on the WEB!!! Your Wife is Lucky and You are just as Lucky to have a great wife!!! Cant wait!Like we say in the south you are off the chain!!!!I really think that you are the
Thank you my southern pal, I guess off the "chain" is a good thing. Unless your chained up in a basement and the "gimp" is about to arise. (pulp fiction) then maybe off the chain isn't so hot. Hey but thanks, I'm glad you enjoy the reviews.
Now since I am the funniest man on the web, I am going to parlay this into some sort of money making deal, any ideas. ALL HAIL THE FUNNY FOOD MAN!
undertheseas
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Holy crap I have tears from laughing so hard.......... "tasty tasty murder" had me rolling! 
I'm not sure how your wife puts up with your murderous ways but I have to say that your reviews wouldn't be nearly as funny without all the crabs and Betsy the burger. 
I'm not sure how your wife puts up with your murderous ways but I have to say that your reviews wouldn't be nearly as funny without all the crabs and Betsy the burger. 
mamaboogie
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Hey! I have to agree! RR have the best chips/fries/fried potatoes that I found in WDW!
I am from Yorkshire and the Yorkshire county Fish and chips are just not as good!
Hilarious reviews!
Shari xx
I am from Yorkshire and the Yorkshire county Fish and chips are just not as good!
Hilarious reviews!
Shari xx
WDWDecember
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Great review!! You are hilarious- are you a writer?
I guess I am, I just wrote these reviews, hold on my phone is ringing....
oh cool it's Random House. It might be a book deal.....
Thank you for the nice comment. I am not a writer really, I manage a bodybuilding nutrition store, but I am usually funny there as well.
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