We got these as our beverages and they were nice and thick.
Good shakes, creamy and rich. You need a shake to go with your burger
don't you? Hell ya you do. Plus who wants to drink the crappy water down there, I really don't.
CRAB CAKES
These were as good as last year, so that was a good thing. Moist not
very bready, descent crab taste. These were not as good as the one at flying fish, but none really are. Get them if your in the mood, if not I will let you order something else. It's OK you have my blessing.
FRIED CHEESES
What could I say about fried cheeses other than, YUM. It's frick'in cheese thats fried. How could that not be good. Oh yea unless your lactose intolerant, then maybe you wouldn't like these, so stick with something easier on your tummy.HAHAHA. The long sticks are mozzarella and the little balls are white cheddar, both equally delicious in the red gravy. Go on and get this, tell them Jay said so.
LIBERTY PASTA
WIFE: it was a good pasta dish. But it's getting slim pickings for us vegetarians. tasty and filling.
ME: I tasted it, and it was tasty, but I'm not a pasta fan, hence why I love the meat. Remember meat is murder, tasty tasty murder.
BACON CHEESEBURGER & FRIES
Thats right another piece of meat, whats it to ya. This was a good tasty perfectly cooked juicy burger with nice crispy bacon ( MMMM more meat).
I had this last year and it was the same,damn good. The fries were good as well, plus the roll was a fresh kaiser roll which was good for a change.AHHHH the pickle, was crisp and sour just the way it should be ( I LOVE pickles). All in all a good burger. Go get it even if you don't eat meat, it's OK.
3 CHOCOLATE BROWNIE WITH CHERRY ICECREAM
Only had a few bites of this, but it was good. I just liked the other dessert WAY more.
OOEY GOOEY TOFFEE CAKE
HOLY CRAP, was this AWESOME. It's like the magic cookie bar in a warm cake like consistency. Plus it has some sweet fluids on it (?) AND vanilla icecream. How the hell could you NOT like that, HUH? You can't thats how.
I had the butter grilled pound cake last year, and they replaced that with this. It is just as worthy. So don't worry, it will be alright. Order it or just don't bother getting dessert.
I still love these place for a lunch in the kingdom. Plus our waiter here was the second best of the trip, just a notch below the waitress at Yak & Yeti. He was on the ball, and very nice. My wife was going to order the tofu and he told her not to get it because it was AWFUL. How could you not love the honesty in that. So eat here for lunch and you will leave happy, if not OH well. Sorry.
MORE COMING LATER TODAY, PROMISE. STAY TUNED.....OR ELSE
Loving your honest comments and amazing pictures. Can't wait for more!!!! Well, I guess I will have to wait but I don't want to wait. Post soon please.
Love your reviews!!! You are making me so hungry!!!
SO glad to find a fellow devotee of the Magic Bars - I ADORE them!!!!!!! I tried to make them after our vacation but I'm sure Disney left something out of the recipe they supplied as they were way too dry!!
It was a nice menu. It had our name at the top for our anniversary.
So nice and thoughtful of them.
BREAD & BUTTER WITH HAWAIIAN SEA SALT
The bread was OK, a little bit of a weird after taste, but the butter
was great with the Hawaiian salt on top. I love artisan salts.
CHOCOLATE & MANGO SMOOTHIES
I got the chocolate smoothie and I liked it a lot. I thought it was a little
weird, but I was wrong, very good. The mango one was good also. We
were able to get these as our drinks. If your thirsty get one, or don't. It really doesn't matter to me, since I don't know you anyway.
ARTISAN CHEESES
WIFE: again not much for me here. I love cheese but none of these I cared for.
ME: I tried a little nibble as well, they SUCKED hard. The cheddar was OK, but not my favorite kind of cheddar. I love cheese by the way, but didn't like these. OH well, not my appetizer.
CRAB CAKES
Crab in a cake, OH YEA. Very good. I liked these a lot but Flying Fish still is the winner for best crab cakes. Ya know, I just realized how many crab cakes I ate on this trip. I just figured that out. (more crab cakes to come)
VEGETARIAN PLATTER
WIFE: The platter was GREAT, had lots of variety. A must eat for vegetarians. It had on it: cous cous, broccoli fritters, tofu cakes,asparagus with a sauce.
ME: I tried the broccoli and the asparagus and I liked them very much.
SURF & TURF
I loved this meal. The steak was perfect. So tender and perfectly seasoned. The lobster was a bit over cooked, hence the slight toughness to it, but after lubing it up in the butter bath, it helped. How could hot drippy butter NOT help anything. If you stuck a tire in it, it would even taste good. The au gratin potatoes were very good also, tender and cheesy (again cheese on anything AWESOME). It was a perfect platter of 2 lovely tasty animals that ended up in my belly.
ALMOND CRUSTED CHEESECAKE
OK once again cheese + cake= frigg'in YUM. The cheesecake was very good. Nice crispy sweet almonds. I really liked it. The wife not so much, even though she likes cheesecake? Go figure, more for me.
CREME BRULEE
WIFE: It was good. I have had better, but still tasty.
ME: I tried it and it was just OK, I do love a good brulee, but since she liked
this more than the cheesecake I only tasted it and pounded the cheesecake away all by myself. ( Hey MOM I'm a big boy now, can I go ride bikes. Did you finish your dinner, YES. OK then go on....) just a side thought
FINAL THOUGHTS ON THIS MEAL:
In closing I would like to thank Narcoossees for providing a very tasty meal in a romantic setting. I also would like to thank the cows & lobsters for sacrificing yourselves for us people to really enjoy how tasty you are. Thank you and have a good night.
MUCH MORE STILL COMING, SO KEEP YOUR BUTS PLANTED AND NO PEE BREAKS. GOT IT. I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP.....
I NEVER drink regular soda, but I love this concoction, plus it's vacation.
The waitress was surprised by this combo. I was shocked she had never heard of it. Maybe it's a philly area thing? But she did a great job of making it. If you like the above mentioned flavors, order it and you will see how good it is. Or just make it at home, why the hell did I not think of that until now?
I think I am going to the store to get some cherry juice and chocolate syrup.
ONION RINGS
They give you a TON of rings. They are as good as last time. Crispy, not to
greasy. My only suggestion would be to season them as soon as the come out of the fryer for better salt coverage. But who am I to tell them, I am just a Internet food reviewer, they could care less about my suggestions.
FRIES
Nothing special,the onion rings are WAY better. I love fries, but these just
don't do it for me. Maybe if they but cheese on it, yea thats what it needs
CHEESE. It makes anything better, even open wounds.
VEGGIE BURGER
WIFE: AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL, I can't believe they don't have a real veggie burger. This is just a boca burger. YUCK!
ME: I DID NOT try it, but just look at it, would you eat it. I might eat it if I was in a bear trap stuck in the woods and already ate all of the greenery around me, thats if I didn't bleed out already.
DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER
AHHHH real meat. It was very tasty and juicy. Perfectly cooked and seasoned. I don't like anything on my burgers (except bacon,onion and cheese) so a good burger must be seasoned and seared just right. I had fruit on the side, it was good. But it's just fruit. I really wasn't that hungry by the time this came out but still managed to eat every last piece of that tasty tasty cow. Thanks Betsy you were delicious. ( that sounds like a cows name,right?) MOOOOO
MILKYWAY CAKE SUNDAE
YUM & YUM. It's frigg'in ice cream, cake & candy. What the hells is not to like, right?
NO WAY JOSE
Let me say, Mr.Jose I love you. With all your peanut buttery insides, and how the chocolate fudge just streams through your veins. How you also have tasty balls of vanilla ice cream just sitting in you with droplets of chips all on your head. Your frothy cap of whipped cream is delightful as well. Thank you Mr.Jose. You were so good. We will always have Beaches & Cream. Remember me OK?
Beaches is a great place to get ice cream & burgers (which most of you already know) The place is small, so most times there is a wait, but worth it. If you stop by say "HI" to Mr.Jose for me,OK?