Today I called my boss.....

[doxdogy]

Honey.

He was talking to a recruiter in his office and she asked him about a form. He told her to let him check with me. He called my name and I walked into his office and said yes honey. Thankfully, he has a good sense of humor and told me to shush or everyone will catch on. I was so embarrassed (spelling). That is the first time I have ever said that to a boss.

 

[Twinkles6892]

I call a teacher Mom at least once a year!

 

[experiment626mom]

I would have run from the room!!

 

[SplashLover93]

I call a teacher Mom at least once a year!

omg i did that once and oh boy it was like when nobody talked and i said yes mom and she looked at me and i was like opps but she reminds me of my mom so much i have her this year don't worry i do alot of worse things like blurt something outloud my friends are now use to me calling someone mom or dad

 

[snoopy]

 

[Michie]

The Dh, instead of saying "thank you" like most normal people, will say "spank you hard, please" Not to everybody, just me. At least that is what he claims After 20+ years I just ignore him.The other day, me and a friend went out for lunch, and when the nice, young waiter brought our food, I found myself instead of saying thank you, saying "spank you hard, please"

 

[nliedel]

I can never keep my kids straight. Of course I inherited that. I am Con-Sue-Nancy

 

[disneydreamer1970]

That is too funny!!!

Trish

 

[Jillpie]

Oh, the Dis is so funny these days!!

 

[Disney Doll]

I called a doctor's office once (as a nurse to report something about a patient) and he picked up the line after me holding for a couple of minutes and said "Hey baby, how are you?" So I said "Dr. So-and-So, this is Patty from Catholic Hospital". He said "Oh they told me you were on one line and my wife was on the other and I couldn't remember which was which". So I said "Well, that's OK Sweetie, I just need some orders"...we both had a good laugh!!!

 

[pfishgirl]

My old boss after 3 years of working with him became my Uncle. I married his nephew. Well in front of a group of people he introduced me as his daughter in law He knew what he said and I just nodded like, they will never see me again anyway so who cares exactly how I am related to you and I just went along with it and when they all left I said, so "dad" can I have that raise now ??

 

[klj27]

Many years ago I was managing a new BBW. We had the president and vice president of the company in the store for a huge visit. It was back in the day when they used to have the jars of taffy on the counter. A customer came up to me and asked if she could have a piece. I was fairly nervous with everyone watching over everything that I started to say help yourself but finished with yes. It came out as "h*ll yes". I never curse anyway and I couldn't believe that I had just said that to someone. Yikes! Luckily the big wigs didn't hear, but I started to laugh so hard that I cried when I went to the back room.

 

[happybratpack]

I have a BAD habit of automatically saying love you at the end of a phone conversation, I've done this to various men that I work with and they make fun of me to no end.

 

[Feralpeg]

My sister used to be the assistant for the CEO of our company. One day, she knew he was trying to finish something so she went to his office to offer to take his calls. Instead, she asked him if she could take his pants! He just laughed and told her that he thought he'd keep them. She was mortified!

When I was still with my former company, I would get calls from my daughter each day when she got home from school or during the summer. I was so used to saying "Love you" before I hung up that I said it to a guy who worked for me. He just laughed and told me that he loved me too!

 

[Serena]

I've called tooo many people "Honey".

 

[Otto's Doll]

DH and I work at our church together... I have called Pastor Ben "honey, love, and sweetheart" more than once, thinking it was DH who walked into my office, not Ben! I have learned to check before I say anything now!
You guys all cracked me up!!

 

[Pooh Crew]

You have no idea how relieved I am to know that I am not alone in doing things like this! Once while on the phone with my boss, my husband called. I was trying to end the conversation with my boss and was thinking about my husband when I said, "ok, bye, I love you" and just clicked over to talk to dh. I was laughing so hard that I just had to explain to dh that I'd just told my boss I loved him! Of course I had to call my boss back and tell him I didn't really love him...even though he was a very nice man.

 

[WDWAurora]

You mean that's not normal? Oh right, I'm southern. If I didn't say honey at least 50 times a day (to the tv, to DH, to dad, to someone who annoys me) I think I'd wonder if I was sick...

 

[FroggyinArk]

i call my boss honey baby darling, dear, sweet heart etc regularly


technically i run our home repair bizz and dw owns it

i am bad about calling our other supervisor hon or darlin all the time, shes used to it now

 

[Kermit]

All of these posts are cracking me up. I've never done this, but I'm sure I will now that I've read this.