M&N
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- Aug 28, 2007
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I got this email today...
CASH FOR CLUNKERS.....IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull.
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my
exhaust backfires.
CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?
CASH FOR CLUNKERS.....IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull.
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my
exhaust backfires.
CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?

Glad to hear things are going well. Its a good thing the doctors got in there when they did.
Sorry I missed the big day...Hope it was a Happy Birthday!!
Sometimes they are funny.


I can't believe that summer vacation is over!
Sooooo glad his ordeal is almost over! Meanwhile, I am home with both kids (at last!), having picked up DS from camp today. Took us 4.5 hours to get home, which should have been about 2.5-3 hours. Overturned car on the Parkway, so it took us 40 minutes to go 6 miles. DSis told me to get off at an exit, and I did and she talked me through getting onto the NJ Turnpike. (she's even better than OnStar!!) Then it started to monsoon, so traffic on the pike was only going about 40. I feel like I have been driving all day, because I HAVE!! From 7:45 this morning to 5:15 tonite. That's just torture.