Three men and a river (joke)...

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Once there were three blondes who were all trying to
figure out how to cross a river. They tried walking
across, but it was much too deep. Stumped, they sat
down and began to cry.

Soon, a kind fairy came along. When she saw their
tears, she offered to give them each a wish if they
would stop weeping.

The first man wished, "I wish I was smart enough to
figure out how to cross this river."

-POOF!-

The fairy turned him into a man with light-brown hair.
He swam across the river.

The second man wished, "I wish I was even smarter than
that."

-POOF!-

The fairy turned him into a man with dark-brown hair.
He built a rowboat and rowed across.

The third man wished, "I want to be smarter then any
man alive!"

-POOF!-

The fairy turned him into a woman and he walked across
the bridge.
 



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