Morning Killers, trying to get my am in and need to clean, window guy coming to give estimate for bedroom windows

. Yes, seems strange to be excited about windows but I've never been so cold in my life since buying this house a 1 1/2 ago. 70+ years ago, they weren't worried about a insulating window

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Well, I have been working on the critter problem. I thought I'd just call the feed store and ask about repellent. The old feed store in our area has gone "polo" on us and doesn't sell those kinds of items anymore

So I call an older one. The guy says that they are not allowed to sell a scent/urine repellent over the counter in this state and the only thing he could sell me over the counter to get rid of skunks was a box of 22 shells

Yep, I live in Texas YeHaww
I call the county agency hoping to get some help(Master Gardeners also work through the county) and they said come get a trap, set it up and call them in the morning when there is a skunk in it. I thought, goodie, I don't have to take the thing for a ride myself. He said, "no ma'am, we'll have to come out there and shoot it on site."

Well hell, that blows my whole NWF Certified Backyard Habitat status now don't it?
I totally understand the agent's point of view. They are dedicated people who like animals as much as I do. It's their job to protect animals and humans. Skunks are a huge carrier of rabies and that is a big concern where we live. They also are a top threat of animal bites. We had a rabid skunk in our yard about 2 months ago so this "invasion" while funny is serious.
I haven't decided what I plan to do. Noise and light are not working as a deterent. I have a feeling DH will be making this call and I will have to explain it to DD.
More smelly adventures later.
They do carry rabies, the rest of my skunk story was after that happened w/the dog I called the County health dept. after calling animal control. I wanted it removed DH wasn't home and I didn't want Cody going out there and picking at it. The county didn't seemed concerned. Later in the day, I had called the vet about getting the smell off, they called and wanted him brought in for a rabbies shot. Even though he did have one it was towards the end of it and since the skunk was out in the daytime she was concerned it had rabbies. The vet was angry w/ the county and told me that they should have come out and picked up the skunk and tested it. DH had to bring him in after 8:00 cause they didn't want him in when others 'patients', were in. I had to go get the Vinegar douche and DD was leary about staying home alone DS was sleeping already, and the store was 1 min away. So I called and asked for them to have it ready at the counter for me so I could run in and out, then the pharm. says okay 1 box, I'm like no I think I'll need 2

, This is for my dog! Animal Control does have humane traps, try them.
Oh, they want to shoot the skunks that you trap. I don't know if I could trap them knowing what they want to do. You coulddo what my stepmom claims to work. She informed all of us that if you just talk to the skunk, it will leave you alone. Yep, you have to make friends with the skunk. Why am I surrrounded with such strange people in my family?
And speaking of my stepmom, she got her first peep today. I didn't get a picture today because I was running late taking DD to school. She found it after she got home from work this morning. She works as a crossing guard at DD's school so every morning we walk home together. I got lucky and my dad made it home for his break before we got back to the house this morning. So, now she is blaming my dad. Tomorrow, DD12 is going to stop at her house on the way to school a leave her present. She'll have her camera so I'll post a pic tomorrow afternoon.

OMG, you could write a book!! I would love to see her 'talking' to the skunks!
OK, having read more of what happened, I agree. Honest mistake, not irresponsibility. I guess I missed the part about it being dark, poorly lit, hard to see. I bet she NEVER makes that mistake again!!!

Have I mentioned that I just LOVE you guys!!! Always here with a laugh!
It was, live and learn, now check out your other thread, and let me know how many people fess up to what they did this weekend

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Oh... Owww...

Stop

... My sides hurt!!! I don't mean to laugh at some of these stories, but you all are so funny and such great story tellers. I'm so far behind and I'm trying to catch up and I'm almost in tears. btw, i'm not sure if i'm going to dress all 80s yet. i probably still have one of my prom dresses at my dad's, but ......well.....it wasn't the nicest time for fashion!
You mean the 80's weren't the height of fashion?!?!?!?
Can you believe they are coming back! I see some of our interns at work wearing leggings, jean skirts and flats, and I just have to laugh. Maybe I'll show up in some of the stuff still in my closet and see if I can pull it off as "Fashionable."
Magikitty, is that really you??? Or is this Magikitty's computer talking??? How will we know?
Gotta go. I'm going to try to skim a few more pages and then I've got to get to bed.[/QUOTE]
Of course the 80's were the height of fashion!!!
You have no idea on how true that conversation would be.

In fact, as I read that, I could hear my stepmom's voice in my head. She is a very unique person.
Bopsmom-you are so lucky that you get 15 minutes. After 1st grade, we only get 5 minutes.
Ok, complete bragging time, please excuse. All through grade school, conferences with DD's teacher never took more than 2 minutes. We would go through the niceties for the first 30 seconds, and then they would ask us if we wanted the good news or the good news. Our conferences mostly ended up being catch up time for all the time the were behind. The worst we ever heard was she was a little chatty at times. DD isn't gifted or anything, she just catches on really quick. And she actually loves school. I couldn't be more proud. Complete bragging over....back to the regularly scheduled conversation.
You have the right to be proud

. 5 minutes?? Come on, that's ridiculous. In DD's school, they have it for a 1 1/2 hour time span. Now first you have to remember that it's HS, so classes are all over the place. They have 'guides' telling you to go left, right, up, down. So you spend more time finding the class, then when you do there could be a line w/2-3 parents waiting. So basically you waste a good deal of time getting lost and waiting in line I just love that school

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I just hope I can remember why I was going to multiquote...it got funnier as I read along.
Such an understanding mom! Mistakes are easy to make. Carelessness wasn't involved. That's an accident in my book.
Not a fun time for teachers either. I know many would love to have longer to talk but district only allows so much time for them.
Peep/Skunk show
Killers---it's a good thing it wasn't the redhead...we never would have heard from MagiKitty again. (insert red smilie cat here)
I think you need to do a peep/skunk adventure. Maybe call it Peepunk?