luvflorida
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and if I wasn't still hungry and totally confused I'd probably find this funny.
I pulled up at the drive-thru menu/speaker thing and here's how it went:
Employee: "May I take your order?"
Me: "I'd like half a dozen plain bagels. Four of them just plain, nothing on them, two of them toasted with cream cheese, please."
Employee: "OK, that'll be $11.76. Pull up to the window, please." (I'm not sure if the amount is exactly what he said. I know it was over eleven dollars, though, and that just didn't sound right).
Employee at the window: "That'll be $7.54. (or something close to that. At least it sounded more reasonable than the eleven dollars!) I pay and wait for my bagels.
A different employee comes to the window: "We only have two plain bagels."
Me: "Oh, okay. Are they the ones you toasted?"
Employee: "Yes." She hands me a bag with THREE wrapped bagels in it.
Third Employee: "Oh, sorry that's not yours." I hand back the bag.
Employee: "What do you want the other four bagels to be?" (The employee ran through a list of all kinds of bagels that they had.)
Me: "Well, sesame seed, I guess."
Employee: "Coming right up."
Yet another employee: "Ah, we don't have sesame seed. All we have are everything bagels."
Me: "You don't have ANY plain bagels? Not even the two toasted ones?"
Employee: "No, just these everything bagels." (Which she proceeds to start stuffing in a bag)
Me: (I only wanted plain bagels, I only like plain bagels, I figured the sesame seed ones would be the closest to plain I was going to get): "Well, can I just have my money back, please?"
ANOTHER employee: "Oh, I just found a plain bagel!"
Me: "No, really, I'd just like my money back, please."
After a few minutes of trying to figure out how much they owed me, I got my money back and drove home.
All I can say is, WOW!
I pulled up at the drive-thru menu/speaker thing and here's how it went:
Employee: "May I take your order?"
Me: "I'd like half a dozen plain bagels. Four of them just plain, nothing on them, two of them toasted with cream cheese, please."
Employee: "OK, that'll be $11.76. Pull up to the window, please." (I'm not sure if the amount is exactly what he said. I know it was over eleven dollars, though, and that just didn't sound right).
Employee at the window: "That'll be $7.54. (or something close to that. At least it sounded more reasonable than the eleven dollars!) I pay and wait for my bagels.
A different employee comes to the window: "We only have two plain bagels."
Me: "Oh, okay. Are they the ones you toasted?"
Employee: "Yes." She hands me a bag with THREE wrapped bagels in it.
Third Employee: "Oh, sorry that's not yours." I hand back the bag.
Employee: "What do you want the other four bagels to be?" (The employee ran through a list of all kinds of bagels that they had.)
Me: "Well, sesame seed, I guess."
Employee: "Coming right up."
Yet another employee: "Ah, we don't have sesame seed. All we have are everything bagels."
Me: "You don't have ANY plain bagels? Not even the two toasted ones?"
Employee: "No, just these everything bagels." (Which she proceeds to start stuffing in a bag)
Me: (I only wanted plain bagels, I only like plain bagels, I figured the sesame seed ones would be the closest to plain I was going to get): "Well, can I just have my money back, please?"
ANOTHER employee: "Oh, I just found a plain bagel!"
Me: "No, really, I'd just like my money back, please."
After a few minutes of trying to figure out how much they owed me, I got my money back and drove home.
All I can say is, WOW!
