
It IS an Easter cake, it's just... a little odd.
You guys all know that I'm not religious, right? Well, just keep that in mind when you read the description of the cake so that you don't go off on me
So, as you guy may remember, my family's kind of strange. When I was a kid, my (extremely irreverent) uncle decided one Easter that instead of bringing candy for each of us individually, he was going to bring a giant chocolate bunny. Along with white gloves and a creepy bunny mask. In order to have some of the bunny, you had to don the gloves and mask and sacrifice the bunny. So, ever since, The Sacrificial Bunny has been a family joke.
I'm going to make a red velvet cake with white frosting, pastel piping, and a patch of green in the middle of the top. There's going to be a modeling chocolate tree stump and axe and a decapitated chocolate bunny laying next to the tree stump. There's going to be edible fake blood or strawberry puree (haven't decided yet) splattered around the cake, and the cake will also be filled with chocolate ganache and strawberry or raspberry puree.
The best part? I'm going to stick the decapitated head inside the cake. Whoever finds it gets a prize